Papa Don't Leech

Lisa tries to sell Girl Scout cookies to Mayor Quimby, but finds the entire town treasury empty. Quimby explains the city spent their money on a new slogan, "Springfield: Good." A town meeting is held to inform the town they have to raise money. They try faking a natural disaster in order to get relief money from FEMA, but the officials turn out to be fakes and they end up in more debt than before. Lisa then reveals Springfield has millions in uncollected taxes, and Springfield soon starts hitting up its most notorious tax evaders (save Quimby and Mr. Burns).

In a news report, Kent Brockman reveals that all tax evaders have been caught, and the only one remaining is Lurleen Lumpkin, a country music star who was once managed by Homer and fell in love with him. As the city searches for her, Homer finds a nerve-wracked Lurleen hiding in his car, and learns that after leaving her, her career had gone into a downward spiral and she is now broke. After comforting her, Homer agrees to take her home, but Marge remembers how Lurleen caused a huge rift in her marriage, and demands that she gets out. Angrily driving her away, she discovers that Lurleen is homeless and begins to pity her, and reluctantly allows her to stay with the family. As a thank you, Lurleen cooks a barbecue for the family and forms a friendship with Marge. Soon, though, Lurleen is arrested by the police and taken to court. Judge Snyder decides to go easy on her, with one exception: Lurleen must find an immediate way to pay off her debt to society. When the trial finishes, she explains how she cannot pay off her taxes because all her money went to her ex-husbands (who all resemble Homer).

Lurleen becomes depressed, and the whole family soon hears her singing through the vent about her father, Royce. Marge realizes that after Lurleen's father left her, she had given up faith in all men. Marge decides to get the two Lumpkins back on a proper parent-child relationship. Scouring Springfield, she finally finds a deadbeat Royce and reunites him with Lurleen, who forgives him and writes a new song to celebrate their reunion: "Daddy's Back". The two appear to have a newfound happiness, and spend a lot of time together. But Royce eventually leaves Lurleen again, depressing her. Soon, a new song from the Dixie Chicks plays on TV. Lurleen's father is in the music video, and one of the Dixie Chicks claims that he wrote the song, which is a clear plagiarism of the song Lurleen wrote for their reunion. She goes to the basement to sulk. Homer, in his Colonel Homer attire and "Major Marge" come to her, and tell her to take control of her destiny. Lurleen tells the Dixie Chicks that her father stole her song and they proceed to hit him with their instruments as payback. Lurleen becomes the new opening act for the Dixie Chicks and finds a new boyfriend (who also has a resemblance to Homer), and Marge and Lurleen embrace. Out of earshot, Marge warns Lurleen never to come near Homer again.

• The episode's title is a take-off of singer Madonna's song, "Papa Don't Preach".
• Lurleen is shown singing the song, "Bunk with Me Tonight" (from "Colonel Homer") with Kermit; another Muppet, Miss Piggy, appears and drop-kicks him.
• The opening dream scene where Homer suffocates his father parodies The Sopranos episode "Kennedy and Heidi".
• Bart is seen playing with Mr. Potato Head.
• Marge's bodywash is Estée Lauder.
• In the final scene, Marge silently threatens Lurleen that if she ever comes near Homer again she will strangle her with her own hair extensions. This parodies a scene in the HBO series Rome, in which Atia of the Julii, a Roman aristocrat, whispers death threats to Queen Cleopatra after an awkward social dinner.
• When everyone is singing the "Daddy's Back" song Lisa is reading Harry Potter.

The episode received mixed reviews by critics.

Richard Keller of TV Squad expressed dislike for the episode stating that he hopes the show will reconsider the next time they decide to give a solo opportunity to a supporting character many people don't remember.[3]

Robert Canning of IGN said, "there were too few laugh-out-loud moments in this lackluster episode. Overall, it was nice to see Lurleen again, but she'd probably get more laughs in future cameos than in carrying an entire episode." He gave the episode a 6/10.[4] The opening sequence where Homer murders Grampa in a dream was criticized, being called "the least funny thing I've ever seen on the show" by IGN,[4] "very un-Homer-like" by TV Squad.[3]

• Papa Don't Leech at Internet Movie Database
• "Papa Don't Leech" at TV.com