The Music Man (song)

Peter Kennedy published a song called "The German Musicianer" in "Folk Songs of Britain and Northern Ireland" (1975). It has some similarities with this song. Even earlier, "The Wonderful Musician", written by Walter Greenaway, was published in 1871. The chorus begins: "A big drum, a kettle drum, the fiddle, flute, and piccolo, piano, harp, harmonium and many more beside". The song is also known in Germany as "Ich bin ein Musikante" and adapted in the US to "I Am a Fine Musician."

For each verse the participants act out different instruments with specific actions. Some of the actions for the adult version can be rude or crude. They may also attempt to imitate the sound of each instrument. It is sometimes performed in cabaret with the audience challenging the artistes to ever more extravagant - and difficult - renditions of, for example, the flugelhorn.

Stephen Hayward, the original Music Man, performs this song doing a tremendous 17 hour version for which he won the world record for longest song in 1997, including instruments in this rendition including the Timpani, The Fluba, The Theramin and The Cross Grainger Kangaroo Pouch Tone Tool, without repeating a single instrument in this extravagant 1432 instrument long version of the song.

The song was recorded by Black Lace, a British pop group from Ossett in West Yorkshire, in 1990 and reached #52 in the UK singles charts.

Each verse begins with the following chorus lines, divided between the lead singer ("The Music Man") and the audience. The lyric below is from the version performed by Black Lace. There are variations which follow roughly the same tune:

The Music Man: "I am the music man, And I come from down your way[1] and I can play!"

Audience: "What can you play?"

Each verse features a specific instrument with accompanying actions. After each verse, singers sing the previous verses in reverse order before singing the main chorus lines again. The song proceeds thus:

Chorus

Singer: Everybody clap your hands in the air and follow the Music Man!

Singer:I am the music man, I come from down your way, and I can play!

Audience: What can you play?

Piano

The Music Man: "I play the piano!"

Sing "Pia-pia-pia-no, pia-no, pia-no; pia-pia-pia-no, pia-pia-no" to the tune

Actions: act out playing chords on a piano

Follow with chorus

Trombone

The Music Man: "I play the trombone!"

Sing "oomp-pa-oomp-pa-ooomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaa; oomp-pa-oomp-pa-oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-oomp-pa-pa" to the tune

Actions: mime playing trombone

Follow with Piano and chorus

Bagpipes

The Music Man: "I play the bagpipes!"

Sing "Scotland the Brave"

Actions: mime playing bagpipes/ Scottish jig

Follow with Trombone, Piano, and chorus

Call and response section

The Music Man: "Whoawhooaa!"

Audience: "Whoawhooaa!"

The Music Man: "Yeeaah-yeah-yeah-yeah"

Audience: "Yeeaah-yeah-yeah-yeah"

The Music Man: "Oggy oggy oggy!"

Audience: "Oi oi oi!"

The Music Man: "Oggy oggy oggy!"

Audience: "Oi oi oi!"

Football section

Sing theme from Match of the Day

Actions: scarf waving

Follow with Bagpipes, Trombone, Piano, and chorus

Dambusters

The Music Man: "I play The Dam Busters!"

Sing the theme to The Dam Busters

Actions: with arms outstretched running around, like bomber aircraft flying; alternatively, make an "okay" sign with both hands and place over eyes (with palms touching cheeks, thumbs over eyebrows and the 3 loose fingers of each hand pointing down) in the manner of an aviator's goggles.

Follow with Football, Bagpipes, Trombone, and Piano.

"Here We Go, Here We Go" Theme (Stars and Stripes Forever)

Sing the Stars and Stripes Forever tune: "Here we go, (repeat x23)"

Actions: Scarf waving to "Here We Go"

Singer: I am the Music man!

Audience: Oi!

• Heigh-Ho
• Hawaii Five-O Theme

• Vi äro musikanter

• The German Musicianer