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As editor-in-chief, Hernandez would often edit other user's posts without permission, often leaving authors frustrated and wondering why their work was edited. When questioned, Keith would often leave crass and rude responses, which forced a revolution amongst Rotoballer authors. Anonymous authors described Keith as "um, I don't know, rude?" and eventually found his address and threw toilet paper on his house. Hernandez, absolutely appalled by these actions kicked all the anonymous writers off the Rotoballer website. As a result of this, the authors then filed a police report and Hernandez who was sentenced to 27 years in prison for these actions. Keith Hernandez now works as a coach for the Tritons, delivering the team with a 182-1193 record in 19 seasons.

Keith spent a lot of time in prison as a result of this harassment of the writers. One writer who came forth named John Jasons who served a similar prison sentence for rape of a two year old claimed that Hernandez was abusive towards the guards and would often have moments where he would call out the guards on their improper use of grammar, resulting in beatings from the guards. This would later lead to events known as the Great Keith Hernandez Uprising

Keith Hernandez due to his nature of rioting and acting smug towards the guards, earned a lot of respect from fellow prisoners. On July 14th, 1996 at 2:32 AM, Keith Hernandez and 54 other prisoners one of whom being John Jasons managed to beat up the guards and escape Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility causing a large amount of prisoners to roam the streets of San Diego. One of the prisoners who goes by the nickname Oteen went to a local bank to commit a bank robbery. A teller by the name of Emily Matthews had forgotten her phone at the bank and was retrieving it before bed when Oteen stepped in. Oteen charmed her with his "good looks" and managed to get access to the main vault and stole over $7,000,000 USD with the help of Matthews. Matthews, also savvy in terms of technology disabled and cancelled the camera footage along with erasing tracks of her scanning the card upon entry to the bank, essentially leaving herself free of being a suspect. Matthews would continue to work at the bank before escaping the country with Oteen where their location is currently unknown. Oteen was however last seen in a hockey match in the prestigious recreational hockey league known as the EASHL against team ITSA THON MAKER. Keith Hernandez as a result of this uprising was later found posting to Rotoballer, immediately making himself known to the public and resulting in his arrest.

ITSA THON MAKER is a team in the recreational international hockey league, EASHL. As the last members to see and play against Oteen, the members of the team Rick Rypien, Colby Cave, and Pavol Demitra were sent into questioning. Demitra, however, recovering from cocaine addiction, could not reasonably be relied upon to answer questions to a meaningful extent. It is predicted that Demitra obtained this cocaine addiction upon a flight where Demitra did an array of drugs including cocaine along with crack and opioids with the pilot. As a result, Rick Rypien and Colby Cave refused to answer questions as well and remain suspects to this day on the whereabouts of Oteen.