Americathon

In the (then-near future) year 1998, the United States has run out of oil, and many Americans are living in their now-stationary cars and using nonpowered means of transportation such as jogging, riding bicycles and rollerskating. Many Americans wear sweatsuits. Paper money has become completely worthless, with all business transactions being conducted in gold; even a coin-operated elevator warns, "Gold Coins Only". In search of leadership, Americans elect Chet Roosevelt as president of the United States. Roosevelt, a "cosmically inspired" former governor of California, proves to have little in common with Teddy Roosevelt or Franklin D. Roosevelt other than his name. Roosevelt, an overly-optimistic man who quotes positive affirmation slogans, stages a number of highly publicized fund raising events, all of which fail. He becomes interested in having a relationship with Vietnamese American pop superstar Mouling Jackson. Real money comes in the form of loans from a cartel of Native Americans, led by billionaire Sam Birdwater, in control of Nike (renamed National Indian Knitting Enterprise).

The federal government, now housed in "The Western White House" (a sub-leased condominium in Marina del Rey, California), finds itself facing national bankruptcy and in danger of being foreclosed and repossessed when Birdwater goes public on national television with the fact that he lent America billions of dollars and now wants the money back, the alternative being foreclosure and the country reverting to its original owners, stating "Hey, I have to eat, too. Does that make me a bad guy?"

In desperation, Roosevelt hires a young television consultant Eric McMerkin to help produce a national raffle. Instead, they decide that the only way enough money can be raised to save America is instead to run a national telethon, and hire vapid TV celebrity Monty Rushmore to host it. However, Presidential adviser Vincent Vanderhoff is secretly plotting to have the telethon fail so that representatives of the United Hebrab Republic (formed by the merger of Israel and the Arab states) can purchase what is left of the country when Birdwater forecloses.

• John Ritter as President Chet Roosevelt
• Harvey Korman as Monty Rushmore
• Peter Riegert as Eric McMerkin
• Fred Willard as Vincent Vanderhoff
• Chief Dan George as Sam Birdwater
• Zane Buzby as Mouling Jackson
• Nancy Morgan as Lucy Beth
• Meat Loaf as Roy Budnitz
• Elvis Costello as the Earl of Manchester
• Tommy Lasorda as Jimmy Dunphy
• Jay Leno as Larry Miller
• Howard Hesseman as Kip Margolis
• Cybill Shepherd as Gold Girl
• Allan Arbus as Moishe Weitzman
• David Opatoshu as Abdul Muhammad
• George Carlin as the Narrator

To promote the movie, Ted Coombs roller-skated across the United States and back and gained a place in the Guinness Book of World Records. A photo novel of the movie was released in 1979, and the musical soundtrack was released on both vinyl and audiocassette by Lorimar Records.

Roger Ebert gave the movie half of one star out of four and called it "a puerile exploitation of one very thin joke during 98 very long minutes."[5] Janet Maslin of The New York Times wrote "The premise of Americathon is strong enough to sustain a 15-minute skit, but the movie has the ill fortune to drag on for an hour and a half."[6] Dale Pollock of Variety stated "With a slow 85 minutes of Americathon to endure, film audience may go out and contribute to a fund to stop more pix like this from being made."[7] Gene Siskel of the Chicago Tribune gave the movie one-and-a-half stars out of four and wrote, "'Americathon' is amusing in its first 20 minutes or so as it sets the stage for what's going on in 1998...But then it's 60 minutes of telethon, and frankly, even if you don't like Jerry Lewis, Korman's sendup wears awfully thin."[8] Linda Gross of the Los Angeles Times wrote "The film has a clever premise, some funny sight gags and a few good one-liners, but the gag is too drawn out and watching the movie becomes like watching a TV variety show that goes on and on."[9] Judith Martin of The Washington Post called the movie "a gross comedy that depends for jokes on President Carter's teeth, Governor Brown's psychoculture and other nationally recognized targets that anyone can hit blindfolded. Mostly, that film just whacks crudely away, although now and then it hits its mark with an impressive smack."[10]

The movie was made available on VHS and laserdisc in the 1980s by Lorimar Home Video, both of which are now out of print. The home video rights passed to Warner Bros. in the late 1980s as part of their purchase of Lorimar. Warner Home Video made the movie available in January 2011 on DVD in widescreen (1.85:1) format as part of its Warner Archive Manufacture-on-demand collection.[11]

In 1984, New York City public radio station WNYC sponsored a marathon of American music dubbed "Americathon '84."[12]

Referencing the movie's futuristic premise itself, there were many societal or political forecasts woven into the storyline, and a number of these have become reality, including:

• The People's Republic of China embraces capitalism and becomes a global economic superpower.[13][14]
• Nike becomes a huge multinational conglomerate.[13][14]
• The collapse of the USSR occurs.[14]
• America experiences a devalued dollar and becomes heavily in debt to foreign lenders.[13][14]
• The prevalence of reality shows on television occurs.
• Network television deals with previously taboo subjects accepted as normal (Monty Rushmore stars in the sitcom Both Father and Mother and plays a cross-dressing single father in the title role.[15] The film's narrative also mentions The Schlong Show, a game show where contestants are judged by their reproductive organs).
• A governor of California becomes president in real life in a little over a year after this movie's release.
• The movie shows Americans living in their cars, which currently is happening according to Deseret News[16]

The movie's official coming attractions trailer includes the quote: "...see Americathon at your local theater before you see it happening in your own front yard!"

• Proctor, Phil; Bergman, Peter (2017-12-04). Americathon: The Skits Behind the Screenplay. BearManor Media.

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• Where Are All the Films About Economic Apocalypse? Article about the film on Vice.com