E. J. Thribb

E. J. Thribb is the fictitious poet-in-residence at the satirical magazine Private Eye. The character was created in 1972 by Barry Fantoni, and he wrote the poems until 2010.[1] Later Thribb poetry was provided by other staff members including Christopher Booker.[2] Thribb's poems are usually about recently deceased famous people, and titled 'In Memoriam', with the first line almost invariably reading: "So. Farewell then...". He is an obituarist and threnodist.[3]

Thribb usually mentions the deceased's catchphrase or theme song, and his poems often feature his friend Keith, or Keith's mum, who is usually "like" the deceased in some way.

Thribb's poetry is characterised by deadpan delivery and a stream of consciousness which is broken up into short lines seemingly at random, and has very little rhyme, rhythm or reason.

Thribb always signs his poems with his age – 17½ – although sometimes this will be modified to refer to another thing for which the deceased is famous. He sometimes signs himself E Jarvis Thribb.

In the first issue after the death of Peter Cook, comedian and longtime proprietor and financial supporter of Private Eye, the magazine's cover consisted simply of a photograph of Cook beneath, in large print, the phrase 'So. Farewell then...'[4]

Original writer Barry Fantoni stopped writing Thribb in December 2010, upon his retirement from the Eye.[1] The identity of the current poet(s) has not been revealed.