Homer vs. Dignity

The family take Bart out to dinner for getting his first "A" on an astronomy quiz. Homer's credit card is rejected, and the Simpsons are made to sing and entertain the other customers to work off their bill. On the drive home, Bart and Lisa notice that the back seats and floor of the car are missing. Homer explains that he had to sell them for gas money.

The Simpsons learn from financial planner Lindsay Naegle that they have money woes. Homer decides to ask his boss, Mr. Burns, for a raise. Burns is looking for things to amuse himself while his assistant, Smithers, is in New Mexico performing in a Malibu Stacy musical that he wrote. Homer shows him how to use the salad bar at the cafeteria, then asks for a raise. Burns is unimpressed and, wanting a "larf", orders Homer to throw pudding at Lenny with the promise of four dollars. Homer does so, amusing Burns. He decides to make Homer his "prank monkey".

Burns pays Homer to perform embarrassing or cruel tasks, such as eating a copy of The Amazing Spider-Man #1 in front of Comic Book Guy and pretending to be a baby in a public toilet. At the Springfield Zoo, he has Homer put on a panda suit and masquerade as a new female panda named "Sim-Sim". Homer is zapped by animal handlers and sexually molested by the zoo's male panda, Ping-Ping. When Homer tries to escape, he ends up in the skunk exhibit and gets sprayed.

Lisa discovers him and convinces Homer to stop being a "prank monkey" as his dignity is more important than money. Lisa suggests donating all the money he has earned to needy children, so he spends it on toys at Costington's Department Store. Mr. Costington, impressed by this show of generosity, suggests that Homer dress up as Santa Claus for the Thanksgiving Day parade, distributing the toys to the kids. During the parade, Burns tries to convince Homer to pull a prank on the whole town. Homer refuses, even when Burns offers one million dollars. Burns instead commandeers his Santa costume and throws bucketfuls of fish guts into the crowd himself, which results in an attack by seagulls. Homer thanks Lisa for giving him dignity.

Leeza Gibbons guest starred as herself.

The episode was written by Rob LaZebnik and directed by Neil Affleck, the last episode that he directed. It is LaZebnik's first full written script with the first script being "G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad" from "Treehouse of Horror XI" and draws its plot from the British film The Magic Christian, itself an adaptation of Terry Southern's novel of the same name.[1] There was originally a sub-plot with Smithers' musical.[2] LaZebnik brought some friends and his wife to the table read and during the third act was repeatedly ended and went badly making Larry Doyle laugh hysterically.[1] There was another prank where Mr. Burns put a lottery ticket into a grave and everybody went digging for the lottery ticket.[1] The episode includes a character named Rusty the Clown, a reference to Rusty Nails, the inspiration for Krusty the Clown.[3]

There was originally going to be a running gag where Lenny keeps getting hit with random objects.[4] There were many endings to the original script. One ending was Homer throwing pig's blood into the crowd and 50 years later showing Homer telling a group of children that this was the reason why Thanksgiving was renamed Bloodsfest.[1] They were also going to be hit by blood and laugh.[3] There was also another ending with gravy, but then changed to fish guts.[4] The full version of the song "Sold Separately" was later released on The Simpsons' soundtrack album, The Simpsons: Testify.[5] "Homer vs. Dignity" was included on The Simpsons Christmas 2 DVD along with "Dude, Where's My Ranch?", "Skinner's Sense of Snow", and "'Tis the 15th Season".[6]

The episode has received negative reviews from critics. Cindy White of IGN said that while the episode is universally panned (mostly due to the scene where Homer is implicitly raped by a panda at the zoo) and the intentional recycling of other Simpsons episode premises (such as the Simpsons having financial trouble, Mr. Burns hiring Homer to be his assistant while Smithers is on vacation, someone dressing up as a baby, Homer dressing up as Santa Claus, and Lisa worrying over someone selling their soul), it has funny throwaway jokes and sight gags to make up for it.[7]

In September 2009, Colin Jacobson of DVD Movie Guide gave the episode a negative review, saying "Bad sign number one: when a series plagiarizes itself. That occurs here when Mr. Burns states 'There’s a new Mexico?', a line that was a lot funnier...back in season five. Bad sign number two: a scene in which Homer gets raped by a panda. A couple of the pranks provide minor amusement, but overall, this is a weak episode."[8] Judge Mac McEntire of the DVD Verdict said the episode's best moment was with Homer and the panda.[9] Mike Scully believes that the episode's negative reception was due to critics and audiences being unfamiliar with The Magic Christian.[4]

In January 2012, Johnny Dee of The Guardian wrote that many fans regard the panda rape scene as "a low in the show's history" and suggested the phrase "raped by a panda" should replace "jumped the shark" to imply that a popular series has declined in quality and is beyond recovery.[10]

• The chalkboard gag reads "I am not the Sixth Beatle", a reference to the "Fifth Beatle".
• The episode's plot is similar to the film The Magic Christian:
  • The main character, Sir Guy Grand, is an eccentric billionaire who bribes people to carry out his whims, similar to Mr. Burns' hiring Homer to be his "prank monkey".
  • Grand also plays his pranks to shock people, mocking what they consider to be important, similar to the prank that Burns and Homer play on Comic Book Guy.
• In celebration of Bart's "A" on an astronomy quiz, the waitstaff at The Singing Sirloin sing "Happy First A", a parody of "Happy Birthday".
• When the Simpsons are pressed into service as a Mariachi band to pay for their meal at The Singing Sirloin, they are heard playing:
  • "La Bamba": Best known for its covers by Ritchie Valens in 1958 and Los Lobos in 1987.
  • "Spanish Eyes": Originally an instrumental titled "Moon Over Naples", it was re-titled to "Spanish Eyes" when lyrics were added.
• Singing Sirloin employee Mary Kay seems to be a reference to the Mary Kay company, judging by her pink makeup and all-pink outfit.
• When Smithers asks Mr. Burns for time off to produce his Malibu Stacy musical, Burns laughs and sarcastically asks, "Why not write a musical about the common cat? Or the King of Siam?", referencing the musicals Cats and The King and I, respectively.
• Just before Homer and Mr. Burns prank him, Comic Book Guy is eating pink marshmallow Peeps.
• Star Trek: Voyager: When Homer says he'd like to buy a mint condition Spider-Man #1 comic, Comic Book Guy sarcastically replies that he'd like an hour on the holodeck with Seven of Nine.
• During the Panda-Monium!, Mr. Burns has Homer (costumed as female panda) dance the Lindy Hop, a dance which was very popular during the late 1930s and early 1940s.
• One of the Thanksgiving parade balloons is of Rusty the Clown, a reference to Rusty Nails:
  • Rusty Nails was a popular TV clown in the 1960s in Portland, Oregon, where Simpsons creator Matt Groening grew up.
  • Krusty the Clown is loosely based on Rusty Nails.
• Other balloons seen in the parade include:
  • A balloon that closely resembles El Chapulín Colorado, the main character of the TV series of the same name, on whom Bumblebee Man is based.
  • Funky Winkerbean, the title character from the comic strip.
  • The Noid, who was an advertising mascot for Domino's Pizza in the 1980s.
• The figure on the parade float "saluting the Native Americans" bears a strong resemblance to Chief Wahoo, the Cleveland Indians' logo.
• When the gulls attack the townspeople (who are covered in the fish guts Burns has thrown on them), it is similar to a scene from Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

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