Männer haben kein Gehirn
Männer haben kein Gehirn (Men don't have Brains) is a promotional audiobook by German punk rock band Die Ärzte. It is a sampler of the 2001 "Lese-Tour" (reading tour) "Die Ärzte - Hören, Sehen, Sagen ... Nicht! - Die Lesetour" featuring Markus Karg, the author of the official biography "Ein überdimensionales Meerschwein frisst die Erde auf". The original promo CD was only released for official fan club members, however, the audio files can still be downloaded from the band's official homepage.
Männer haben kein Gehirn | ||||
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Studio album (Audiobook) by | ||||
Released | October 2001 | |||
Genre | spoken | |||
Length | 1:13:15 (73 min) | |||
Label | Hot Action Records | |||
Producer | Uwe Hoffmann & Die Ärzte | |||
Die Ärzte chronology | ||||
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Track listing
- Nackig vorm Fahrstuhl [Nude in Front of the Elevator] - 4:00
- Der wunderbare Brunftschrei des FU [The wonderful Rutting Call of Farin Urlaub] - 3:01
- Who Are Those Guys? - 2:44
- Rockstar und Groupie [Rock Star and Groupie] - 2:50
- Dicke fette Votze [Big Fat Cunt] - 2:46
- Die breite Masse [The Big Masses] - 2:49
- Pausenmusik [Musical Interlude] - 2:51
- Famous Last Words - 2:49
- The Asshole Of The Year - 2:59
- Monsterparty - 2:53
- Elektrobier (unplugged) [Electro Beer] - 3:06
- Pelzbesetzte Rührschüsseln [Fur-trimmed Mixing Bowls] - 2:47
- Der Werschwanz [The Were-Dick] - 3:01
- Bela, du nervst! [ Bela B., you bug us!] - 2:53
- Heil Sahnie! [Hail Sahnie!] - 2:55
- Stulle mit Jagdwurst [Sandwich with Jagdwurst] - 2:50
- Heroin für Katzen [Heroin for Cats] - 3:10
- Die Nacht von Basel [The Night of Basel]- 3:11
- Mehr sexy [More sexy]- 2:28
- Ein Spaziergang in Farin Urlaub [A Walk in Farin Urlaub]- 2:55
- Pinkelpause [Pee break] - 3:04
- Die schwanzgeile Großmutter [The cock hungry Grandmother] - 3:36
- Lila Teppiche gegen Gewalt [Purple carpets against Violence]- 3:52
- Der Scheidenmagnetismus a.k.a. Angriff der Fett-Teenager [The Vagina Magnetism a.k.a. Attack of the Fat-teens] - 3:45
Tour by Die Ärzte | |
Start date | September 13, 2001 |
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End date | September 30, 2001 |
No. of shows | 16 |
Die Ärzte concert chronology |
Die Ärzte - Hören, Sehen, Sagen ... Nicht! - Die Lesetour
The Die Ärzte - Hören, Sehen, Sagen ... Nicht! - Die Lesetour (Die Ärzte - Hear, see, say... not! - The Reading Tour) is the thirtieth concert tour by German punk band Die Ärzte. Members Farin Urlaub, Bela B. and Rodrigo González as well as Markus Karg, the author, read out the band's official biography titled "Ein überdimensionales Meerschwein frisst die Erde auf" ["An oversized guinea pig eats the Earth"].
Tour dates
Date | City | Country |
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September 13, 2001 | Weimar | Germany |
September 14, 2001 | Chemnitz | |
September 15, 2001 | Berlin | |
September 16, 2001 | Lübeck | |
September 17, 2001 | Bremen | |
September 18, 2001 | Garbsen | |
September 20, 2001 | Bielefeld | |
September 21, 2001 | Dortmund | |
September 22, 2001 | Frankfurt | |
September 23, 2001 | Saarbrücken | |
September 24, 2001 | Augsburg | |
September 25, 2001 | Erlangen | |
September 26, 2001 | Zürich | Switzerland |
September 27, 2001 | Vienna | Austria |
September 29, 2001 | Leipzig | Germany |
September 30, 2001 | Berlin |
See also
- Jenseits der Grenze des Zumutbaren (2003)
- Jazzfäst (2008)