Secondhand Spoke

Brian gives Chris a ride to school, where he is confronted by four bullies. Seeing this, Stewie feels sorry for him and later offers to help him. He goes to school with Chris the next day and preps him to insult the bullies back; Chris flubs it, so Stewie hides in Chris' backpack to coach him, which is successful. The bullies later target Neil Goldman during lunch; Chris intervenes and soon finds that his Stewie-assisted gift of gab has an unexpected positive side: he becomes popular and nominated for class president. Stewie feels that his work is done after this, so Chris kidnaps him to keep him handy, keeping him in his backpack. One day Chris leaves him in the restroom; after freeing his legs, Stewie tries and fails to run blind. At the debate, Stewie points out that Chris has become the bully himself, and he realizes the truth. He steps on the stage to announce he is dropping out of the race and asks Stewie's forgiveness. At home, Stewie congratulates Chris for his guts and mentions that two of the bullies who picked on Chris committed suicide over Chris' rebuttals.

Meanwhile, Peter takes umbrage at Stella taking extra breaks to smoke at work and decides to start smoking. He soon begins smoking every chance he gets to stop whatever task he is doing. When Peter's smoking begins to affect his sex life with Lois, she tries to make him stop but he's unable to break the habit and starts sneaking smokes during any little task, becoming fidgety and irritated when unable to get away. The smoking has an effect on his appearance and Lois takes him to the doctor. At the hospital, Dr. Hartman refuses to help with Peter's condition and bribes Peter and Lois to leave. At a stop-smoking clinic, a man named Mr. Stone wants Peter to be the face of their anti-smoking campaign but Peter must continue smoking to maintain his poor health. Peter appears in advertisements and becomes a celebrity, but his health continues to suffer to Lois' irritation. After Mr. Stone discovers that Peter is unremarkable after a NASCAR event, he releases him, to Peter's sorrow. Back at home, Peter announces that he is ready to go back to normal, but Lois and Brian explain that everything he has done is irreversible. Peter hastily requests for a repeat of the ending, hoping that he will be cured after the transitional shot of the house cuts to him and the family, but this has no effect.

Eric Thurm of The A.V. Club gave the episode a B, saying "Phew. “Secondhand Spoke” is just a solid, middle-of-the-road episode of Family Guy, and after the last couple of weeks, that’s all I really wanted. Everything in this episode is pretty straightforward, within the bounds of the characters (for the most part), and doesn’t use horrible sources of humor. Exhale (with smoke). The good qualities of this episode are immediately apparent, when, after a brief scene of Chris getting bullied to set up the B-story, we jump right into the main plot: Peter getting addicted to cigarettes. Starting the main story without a few minutes of unrelated material is rare for this show, and it calls attention to how tightly plotted this episode is for a half-hour of Family Guy."[2]

The episode received a 2.1 rating in the 18-49 years old demographic and was watched by a total of 4.17 million people. This made it the most watched show on Animation Domination that night, beating American Dad!, Bob's Burgers and The Simpsons.[3]

• "Secondhand Spoke" at IMDb
• "Secondhand Spoke" at TV.com