Stop! Or My Dog Will Shoot

Homer, excited about going to Oktoberfest, is disappointed when he discovers that Marge has tricked him and the kids into going to a Harvest Festival which allows no alcohol. While attempting to leave, Homer accidentally leads the family into a cornfield maze. Lisa crafts an escape plan with Tremaux's algorithm, a real life maze-solving method, but Homer is left behind.

Santa's Little Helper is called upon by Bart to find Homer. The dog manages to sniff out Homer and drag him out of the maze. Santa's Little Helper becomes a hero and the Simpsons, persuaded by Chief Wiggum, enroll him in the Springfield Animal Police Academy, where he is teamed with Lou, managing to help fight crime in Springfield.

Santa's Little Helper catches Snake Jailbird who is taken to court, but freed on a technicality. This makes Santa's Little Helper jaded, and when he returns home, he bites Bart on the leg out of frustration. Considering the fact that the pressure from the fight against crime is what led to the dog's actions on Bart, the Simpsons send the dog away to live with Lou. As a replacement, Marge buys Bart an African rock python, which he names Strangles. Bart takes Strangles to show and tell at school, where Strangles escapes into a school lab and unintentionally knocks over beakers of ethanol and nitric acid, mixing both substances and creating a toxic cloud.

Bart, being the only person still stranded in school trying to find Strangles, collapses from the smoke, (remarking "It smells like some chemicals cut one"). Both Santa's Little Helper and Strangles arrive to save Bart, who chooses his faithful dog to save him. Santa's Little Helper goes back to living with the Simpsons. Groundskeeper Willie adopts Strangles, and places him in the fire hose coil.

Rudy Giuliani was originally announced in the official press release as appearing in this episode. As a result, several images of him recording his part as well as a promotional image of him in Simpsonized form, were released. However, his appearance was not included in the final version of the episode.[3] According to executive producer James L. Brooks in an interview with Charlie Rose, the show was not allowed to use Giuliani's appearance because he had become a presidential candidate.[4]

However, Giuliani's appearance is present in the syndicated version of the episode where he gives the commencement address at the police animal academy graduation ceremony. His speech to the trained animals includes a large amount of condescending "animal talk" such as talking about their fluffy tails and stomachs. He also said they should get a treat, prompting Homer to wish someone had said that on his graduation day.

• The title is a reference to Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot.[5]
• Santa's Little Helper meets Stephen Hawking in corn maze.
• In Bart's vision, Santa's Little Helper becomes a dog version of RoboCop and shoots down a math book, Jason Voorhees (from Friday the 13th parts 3+) and Pinhead (from Hellraiser).[6]
• The song played when Santa's Little Helper looks for Homer in the maze is Korn's "Freak on a Leash".[5]
• The song played when Martin presented his show & tell is The Great Gates of Kiev by Mussorgsky, from Pictures at an Exhibition.
• The themes for Police Academy, NYPD Blue and Miami Vice are heard.[5]
• During his training Santa's Little Helper destroys a bust of Ludwig Van Beethoven.
• The music playing over the scene where Santa's Little Helper, along with the other animals, are in training is from the 1975-1976 television series S.W.A.T. (by Rhythm Heritage).
• When showing an example of "violent imagery" to let off his stress, Chief Wiggum shows a sweater with a picture of Big Bird putting Elmo on a circular saw.[5]
• Clippy, the Microsoft Word icon appears on the computer at school, when Strangles tries to eat it (it says "You look like you're trying to eat me. Need some help?").[7]
• Lou tells Santa's Little Helper that police work isn't like it was in Air Bud V: The Long Arm of the Paw, a parody of Disney's Air Bud series.
• At the end, Groundskeeper Willie's last words to Strangles ("That'll do, snake. That'll do") echoing the last words from the film Babe.[5]

Robert Canning of IGN describes the episode as "average", and was only a buildup to next week's 400th episode.[6] Canning says the episode had bright bits, including Stephen Hawking's appearance.[6]

Adam Finley of TV Squad states the episode "fell flat halfway through the middle act, and all of the third".[7]

This episode was nominated for a WGA Award in 2007, but lost to "Kill Gil, Volumes I & II", another episode this season.[2]

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