The Boatniks

Lieutenant Jordan, U.S. Coast Guard, responds to a number of pleas for help from civilian pleasure boat sailors around Southern California's Balboa Island. This type of event is typical of what the Coast Guard deals with on a regular basis, and is one of the reasons why Jordan has requested to transfer to a new station. He is handing over the reins to Ensign Tom Garland, a polite but remarkably clumsy fellow who will now report to Commander Taylor, a man who fought in World War II with Garland's father and holds him in high regard.

Through a series of events, Garland's ineptitude as the station's new skipper is revealed. He repeatedly flounders in tending to the various minor issues plaguing the crowded waters' impatient travelers. It also does not take long for him to fall for Kate Fairchild, a "girl next door" who runs a local boat rental and sailing school spot on the coast.

Meanwhile, three jewel thieves are making their way to Mexico while listening to reports of their pursuit. There's ringleader Harry Simmons, who poses as a yacht club "commodore" and dispatches orders to his two associates, Charlie, and Max. This trio has managed to steal a jewel collection, and they intend to smuggle them inside an assortment of casually hollowed food. They decide to rent a boat from Kate to make their way south of the border, although none of the three know how to sail.

With Kate's suggestion that the crooks' suspicious behavior might indicate criminality, she and Tom begin to suspect that they are indeed the three men reported about in a newspaper article. Tom is right about the suspects, but Commander Taylor initially does not believe it. Ultimately, Tom is able to convince Taylor to retrieve the stolen jewels, and ensure that the jewel thieves are arrested.

• Robert Morse as Ensign Garland
• Stefanie Powers as Kate
• Phil Silvers as Harry Simmons
• Norman Fell as Max
• Mickey Shaughnessy as Charlie
• Wally Cox as Jason
• Don Ameche as Commander Taylor
• Joey Forman as Lt. Jordan
• Vito Scotti as Pepe Galindo
• Tom Lowell as Wagner
• Robert Hastings as Chief Walsh
• Sammy Jackson as Garlotti
• Joe E. Ross as Nutty Sailor
• Judith Jordan as Tina
• Al Lewis as Bert
• Midori as Chiyoko Kuni
• Kelly Thordsen as Motorcycle Cop
• Gil Lamb as Mr. Mitchell

The Boatniks was released on July 1, 1970 and re-released theatrically on June 10, 1977. It was released twice on VHS in November 1983 and March 18, 1997, DVD on August 2, 2005, and Blu-ray on June 21, 2016 in a Disney Movie Club exclusive, 45th Anniversary Edition.[2]

In 1970, the film earned an estimated $5 million in North American rentals.[3] By 1976 this figure was up to $6.6 million.[4]

Roger Greenspun of The New York Times wrote that the film "isn't a good movie about boating, and it doesn't really try to be. It isn't good situation comedy either, though it does try to be."[5] Variety stated, "There's nothing that isn't familiar about the comedy in this Disney summer release, but it's so well handled that even anticipated gags come through with honors."[6] Kevin Thomas of the Los Angeles Times called it "a better than usual Disney comedy. It wisely involves a lot of very good people in a series of mishaps of which they make the absolute most."[7] Writing in The Washington Post, Judith Martin thought the film was "better than most," but she expressed concern about the "humor based on national and sexual stereotypes," including "[t]wo separate instances of the old Mexican-American caricature done in a way that no one would dare do about blacks these days."[8] The Monthly Film Bulletin wrote, "Characteristically wholesome Disney comedy, quite enjoyable on its own unsophisticated level though not in the same class as The Love Bug, mainly because of a surfeit of dialogue (and a consequent lack of sight gags) and Robert Morse's slight unease in conveying the central character's easygoing amiability."[9]

• List of American films of 1970

• Official website
• The Boatniks at IMDb
• The Boatniks at the TCM Movie Database
• The Boatniks at AllMovie