Crooks in Cloisters

After pulling off a train robbery by tricking the train into stopping with false signal lights, 'Little Walter' and his gang are forced to hide out on a remote Cornish island in a monastery (which they buy with their "ill-gotten gains"), disguised as monks. With them comes 'Bikini' (Barbara Windsor), Walter's girlfriend, who is given the job of cook to the group, despite never having cooked in her life. After a few initial setbacks, they slowly adjust to their new contemplative life of tending animals and crops, surviving the added tribulations of visits by a group of tourists and two of the real monks who had been forced to sell the monastery after falling on hard times, including Brother Lucius (Corin Redgrave).

Gradually, the gang adjusts to its new pastoral life, which turns out to be much to their liking. A return to a life in the city is less appealing by the day. With the help of Phineas (Wilfrid Brambell), a fisherman, they continue to receive and dispose of stolen goods. The crooks change and are kinder and gentler, but 'Brother' Squirts begins to place bets on the dogs and the police become suspicious. When Walter decides it is safe to leave, none of them want to go, including Willy (Hayes), who has fallen for June (Francesca Annis), Phineas's granddaughter; these two manage to get away safely together. Walter gives the deeds of the island to the real monks who had originally owned it, and just as the rest of the gang say goodbye, they see the police waiting for them.

• Ronald Fraser as Little Walter (Walt)
• Barbara Windsor as Bikini
• Grégoire Aslan as Lorenzo
• Bernard Cribbins as Squirts
• Davy Kaye as Specs
• Wilfrid Brambell as Phineas
• Melvyn Hayes as Willy
• Joseph O'Conor as Father Septimus
• Corin Redgrave as Brother Lucius
• Francesca Annis as June
• Norman Chappell as Benson
• Arnold Ridley as Newsagent
• Patricia Laffan as Lady Florence
• Alister Williamson as Mungo
• Russell Waters as Ship's Chandler
• Howard Douglas as Publican
• Max Bacon as Bookmaker

The harbour at Portloe was a location at the end of the film

Crooks in Cloisters was filmed at the Associated British Picture Studios at Borehamwood in Hertfordshire, and at St Mawes in Cornwall.[1] The harbour is Portloe. The opening train robbery sequence involves British Rail class 4 diesel locomotive D140 (later to become class 46 under TOPS) at an as-yet unidentified location. The exteriors sequences for the monastery were filmed around the grounds of Ashridge House in Ashridge near Berkhamstead in Hertfordshire.[2]

• Crooks in Cloisters at IMDb
• Crooks in Cloisters synopsis
• Crooks in Cloisters on the BFI website