John Stump
John Arthur Stump (March 24, 1944 – January 20, 2006) was an American music engraver and composer.[1] He is best known for his satirical compositions which feature a variety of musical notation jokes, including most prominently Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz (from "A Tribute to Zdenko G. Fibich") (1980). Those works have become well-known among musicians and have been distributed widely, often as posters in rehearsal spaces.[2][3] Stump was extremely shy,[1][2] and his identity as the author of Faerie's Aire was not publicly established until after his death.
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Early life
Stump was born on March 24, 1944, to Homer and Mildred Stump of Kansas City, Missouri.[2] He grew up in Lakewood, California, and attended Long Beach City College, where he studied composition and orchestration, and California State University, Long Beach, where he played French horn.[2]
Career
Stump obtained a music typewriter and began a career as a music engraver in 1967.[2][4] He briefly sold mail-order copies of Faerie's Aire and a companion piece, but was otherwise reluctant to share his compositional work more widely.[4] In the early 1990s, he switched careers and began working for a friend's consulting company.[4] c. 1992, he began contributing to the events calendar section of the Glendale Focus, an occupation that lasted until his death.[4]
Death and legacy
Stump died of atherosclerosis on January 20, 2006.[4] His remains were cremated, and a memorial service was held at the Vedanta Society of Southern California.[4]
Although Stump identified himself as the composer of his works, his otherwise low profile led to widespread speculation that "John Stump" was a pseudonym.[4] In 2010 and 2012, his nephew published posts on his music blog providing details of Stump's life.[2][4]
Compositions
Stump composed a variety of both serious and humorous pieces over the course of his life.
Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz
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Stump's best-known work, Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz (from "A Tribute to Zdenko G. Fibich"), is a 1980 satirical composition that features a variety of musical notation jokes. The subtitle possibly refers to Czech composer Zdeněk Fibich.[5] The piece claims to have been "based on a Cro-magnon skinning chant" and "Arranged by Accident". The sheet music contains many very dense clusters of notes, with many extremely short and so high- or low-pitched they reach into the staff above or below them. It is filled with musical directions that serve as non sequiturs, such as "insert peanuts", "release the penguins", and "like a dirigible".
Tom Johnson of Finale described the composition as "perhaps one of the most widely distributed pieces of music notation on the Internet".[6]
The piece is generally thought to be unplayable. However, there have been various attempts to transcribe it into electronic music notation software[7] or to perform it.[8][5]
Other works
- Prelude and the Last Hope in C and C# Minor from the Opera Marche de I'Oie (March of the Ducks) (satirical, 1971)[2]
- And Death Shall Have No Dominion (non-satirical, based on the poem by Dylan Thomas, 1994)[4]
- String Quartet No. 556(b) for Strings In A Minor (Motoring Accident) (satirical, 1997)[2]
- A Suite for Four Trombones and Four Trumpets (non-satirical, unknown date)[2]
Personal life
Stump was a passionate fan of the Beatles, and once corresponded with their publicist to note minute errors in their published collection.[2] He also created stippling artwork.[2]
References
- Kemper, Gary (February 13, 2006). "In Memorium: John Stump". Glendale Focus. 3 (2). p. 3. Retrieved November 27, 2020.
- Stump, Greg (March 13, 2010). "John Stump, composer of Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz". Lost in the Cloud. Retrieved November 27, 2020.
- Jonette (December 2, 2016). "When Sheet Music Goes Viral". Social News Daily. Retrieved November 27, 2020.
- Stump, Greg (January 20, 2012). "Death Waltz Day". Lost in the Cloud. Retrieved November 27, 2020.
- Gersten, Jennifer (September 25, 2017). "4 More Unplayable Works (That Were Eventually Played)". WQXR. Retrieved November 28, 2020.
- Johnson, Tom (December 15, 2009). "The Mystery of Faerie's Aire". The Finale Blog. Retrieved November 27, 2020.
- Doctorow, Cory (March 17, 2015). "Playing the unplayable Death March (but not releasing the penguins)". Boing Boing. Retrieved November 27, 2020.
- Lucarelli, Fosco (May 19, 2012). "The Unplayable Score: Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz – John Stump". Socks. Retrieved November 27, 2020.