Mad TV (season 6)

Britney Spears (Sullivan) meets her boyfriend Justin Timberlake (Sullivan) at his home; Sisqó (Spears) sings about fat ladies wearing skimpy bikinis; Oprah (Wilson) hosts a reading of The Vagina Monologues; Will's little sister (Borstein) annoys him at a party; Kathie Lee Gifford (Sullivan) puts her children on Live with Regis; a nurse (Collins) has the misfortune of seeing Marvin Tikvah (McDonald) naked; Latina troublemakers Lida (Sullivan) and Melina (Wilson) are contestants on MTV Say What? Karaoke; a parody of Sex and the City featuring the empowered protagonists taking it from behind. No Doubt perform "Bathwater".

A parody of Madonna's (Collins) "Music" about the singer's lackluster turn as an actress; an incoherent Whitney Houston (Wilson) re-records her classics for a compilation album; David Letterman (Richards) interviews Meg Ryan (Sullivan); a 1950s film warns viewers about premarital sex; Kathy Bates guest stars as Stuart Larkin's grandmother; a stripper (Spears) entertains two women (Sullivan, Wilson); film clips of his comeback concert reveal Elvis Presley (Sasso) was too drugged out to remember his bandmates; Will Sasso and Alex Borstein interview the stars of Meet the Parents.

Bill Cosby (Spears) adjusts to life behind bars on the HBO prison drama Coz; a Fox executive (Collins) auditions comedians to be the commentator for Fox NFL Sunday to compete with ABC hiring Dennis Miller for Monday Night Football; a Dateline NBC special shows scientific evidence that money and alcohol cause violent reactions in black rappers; a man (Duguay) fumes that he was not invited to a pizza party; Bunifa (Wilson) sends an audition tape to Survivor; a man (Ascencio) keeps interrupting a workplace seminar about sexual harassment with questions on what is and isn't considered appropriate behavior. Barenaked Ladies perform "Pinch Me".

Trick-or-treaters get a scare when they ask Janeane Garofalo (Borstein), Macy Gray (Wilson), Cher (Collins), and Angelina Jolie (Collins) for candy in a four-part sketch; Penny Marshall directs and stars in a remake of The Exorcist; a dim-witted kid (Duguay) struggles with geometry; an Herbal Essence commercial parody devolves into a Lifetime TV drama about a woman (Borstein) becoming a domestic abuse victim to her shampoo; when Bryant Gumbel (Spears) discovers why his show has low ratings, he makes a fool of himself before viewers; Direct TV cable checkers (Duguay, McDonald, Sasso) encounter problems with Diana Ross (Wilson). Snoop Dogg performs with Doggy's Angels.

George W. Bush (Duguay) sentences criminals to fry in the electric chair in a parody of Nelly's "Country Grammar"; Steven Seagal (Sasso) talks about voting; Al Gore (McDonald) visits Mo Collins backstage; Bill Clinton (Sasso) appears on General Hospital; on a special Reading Caboose, kids reveal who they would choose for President; Chyna and The Rock (Sasso) are interviewed backstage at a WWF event; Fighting Ron (McDonald) plans to get his wife (Collins) to stop working overtime; George W. Bush (Duguay) appears on Reality Check.

A parody of NYPD Blue; Mandy Moore takes questions from Mickey (McDonald); Lorraine Swanson (Collins) annoys a father (McDonald) and son at a miniature golf course; a black hall monitor (Spears) teaches Shirley Temple (Feinglass) how to dance like a black girl; Will Sasso and Alex Borstein interview celebrities at the premiere for Charlie's Angels; Ms. Swan (Borstein) goes through customs; the murdering mannequin (McDonald) commits a murder that leave two detectives (Ascencio, Duguay) stumped. Mandy Moore performs "Candy".

Featuring: Andrew Daly, Dannah Feinglass

Lil' Kim (Wilson) promotes a salon that makes women look exactly like her; a parody of Britney Spears' "Lucky" has Hillary Clinton dodge political scandal in her bid to become U.S. President; new game show Win Your Land Back screws over an African-American man (Spears), a Native American woman (Collins), and a Mexican-American (Ascencio) who have been promised a piece of the American pie after years of subjugation; 1950s puberty film Girly Time teaches a girl (Borstein) about the less-than-magical moment when a girl gets her first period; Trina Moss (Collins) celebrates Thanksgiving; Allison (Borstein) breaks into song in front of a therapist (Daly); new birth control device is a miniature pilgrim (Sasso) who slut-shames anyone who engages in any sexual activity; Jack (McDonald) and Susan Caydel (Sullivan) trade insults while selling a home. Outkast perform "B.O.B".

M.C. Hammer (Spears) hosts his own talk show; Lida (Sullivan) and Melina (Wilson) become firefighters; an elderly woman (Weir) curiously asks hospital patients questions; Stuart Larkin (McDonald) gets kidnapped and held for ransom by a white-trash couple (Duguay, Sullivan); Will Sasso and Alex Borstein conduct red-carpet celebrity interviews at the premiere for How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Cypress Hill perform "(Rap) Superstar" and "Can't Get the Best of Me".

Arnold Schwarzenegger is interviewed on the set of Stolen Identity; commercial parody for the Boogie Bass; a Persian tow truck driver (McDonald) complains to his passenger (Daly) about his life; a psychic (Weir) uses telekinesis in bizarre ways; Mad TV executives hound Richard Lewis; Shaunda (Borstein) becomes a lounge singer; Al Gore (McDonald) handcuffs himself to the Oval Office; Tiger Woods (Spears) promotes his new restaurant that reflects his Afro-Asian heritage; a postal worker (Ascencio) annoys his customers.

Featuring: Andrew Daly, Dannah Feinglass, Stephnie Weir

The Gap troll (Borstein) goes on trial for attempted murder; Bunifa (Wilson) co-hosts Live with Regis; mob henchmen suspect their new don (Daly) is gay; Lennox Lewis is taunted by Mike Tyson (Spears); on Dateline NBC, Jane Pauley (Borstein) interviews a high school principal (McDonald) who has been implicated in ruining three students' lives with his irresponsible advice; a woman (Collins) regrets online dating when she meets her date (McDonald).

Featuring: Andrew Daly, Stephnie Weir

George W. Bush (Duguay) and Dick Cheney (Daly) lose Air Force One after a night of partying in a parody of Dude, Where's My Car?; news reporters predict the winner of Super Bowl; a man (Sasso) does not understand that his girlfriend (Borstein) wants to break up with him; a parody of What Women Want has a woman reading men's minds; a cop (McDonald) and a thief (Duguay) are trapped in a Mexican standoff; Antonia (Sullivan) screws up making a help wanted sign; two women (Borstein, Feinglass) fall for a handsome waiter (McDonald) who does not exist; a woman (Sullivan) pushes party guests to try her salad.

Jesse Jackson (Spears) sings about his extramarital affair in a send-up of OutKast's "Mrs. Jackson"; a parody of The West Wing; Radio Shack commercials feature Howie Long (Duguay) and a string of spaced-out actresses, like Teri Hatcher, Whitney Houston, and Farrah Fawcett; an interview with a child prodigy (Borstein) is interrupted by her autistic younger sister Dot (Weir); Robert De Niro (Sasso) goes from big-screen movies to small-screen comedy; the depressed Persian tow truck man (McDonald) complains to his customer (Weir) about his life; Rusty Miller (McDonald) interviews David Boreanaz. Incubus perform "Drive" and "Pardon Me".

Ricky Martin (Ascencio) introduces his new music video dedicated to Cesar Chavez; Denzel Washington (Spears) speaks out against movies that were snubbed for an Oscar; Stuart Larkin (McDonald) gets a visit from the tooth fairy (Sarandon); Seth Green returns as mean boss Brightling; Trina Moss (Collins) thinks she's finally found love; Susan Sarandon appears in a sketch as an annoying stewardess; a driver (Sullivan) parks in a handicapped spot.

A collection of the best Mad TV music video parodies; Whitney Houston (Wilson) and Bobby Brown (Spears) display their ramshackle house on MTV's Cribs; NSYNC members star in their own movie; Rusty Miller (McDonald) accosts Freddie Prinze Jr.; Bill Clinton (Sasso) goes to the Grammy Awards; an Ally McBeal parody where Robert Downey, Jr. (McDonald) performs his role while in prison and Calista Flockhart (Sullivan) collapses from anorexia. St. Lunatics perform "Ride wit Me" and "Country Grammar".

Fred Durst (Sasso) raps about how white guys can be rap-rocking poseurs like him; Regis Philbin hosts a celebrity edition of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire; Leona Campbell (Weir) talks with George W. Bush (Duguay) about recent votes in his favor; Marvin Tikvah (McDonald) goes on a date with his secretary Shelly (Collins); Will meets his idol Tony Hawk; Bernard Shaw (Spears) has an emotional meltdown on his last day at CNN. Jay-Z performs "I Just Wanna Love U (Give It 2 Me)".

Featuring: Andrew Daly, Stephnie Weir

Commercial for an anti-anxiety pill; promo for the new season of ER featuring an ever-changing cast; Fightin' Ron (McDonald) wants to learn why his son has been called to the principal's office; O-Town are guests on Buenos Dias San Diego; Julia Stiles (Weir) gives away Save the Last Dance DVDs on Reality Check; Debra Wilson displays her Buddhist meditation garden, which turns out to be her cat's litter box. Green Day perform "Warning".

Featuring: Andrew Daly, Stephnie Weir

On Entertainment Tonight, Mary Hart (Collins) interviews Steven Seagal (Sasso); Hannibal Lecter (Sasso) stars in a parody of The Andy Griffith Show; Lorraine Swanson (Collins) takes a tour of Hollywood; Louie Anderson (Sasso) and Brandy (Wilson) host an awards show; a lost clip from the short-lived talk show Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus; Patrick Fugit reprises his Almost Famous role as William Miller; Happy Folger (McDonald) reviews his adventures on a stranded island.

Featuring: Andrew Daly, Stephnie Weir

Erin Brockovich becomes a musical; Tinky Winky from The Teletubbies screws up while hosting his own talk show; hack wannabe singers audition for Pop Stars; what inspired Arnold Schwarzenegger (Sasso) to appear in movies is revealed; a modern-day revival of All in the Family has Archie Bunker (Sasso) struggling to be more politically correct; Lorraine Swanson (Collins) joins another couple (McDonald, Weir) in a hot tub; Darlene McBride (Sullivan) tries rapping in her new music video.

Featuring: Stephnie Weir

In response to his controversial duet with Eminem, Elton John (Sasso) releases an album where he duets with other infamous bigots, like Saddam Hussein (Ascensio), Louis Farrakhan (Spears), and a posthumous duet with Adolf Hitler (Duguay), Jay Leno (Duguay) interviews Jennifer Lopez (Wilson); Edward (Duguay) works at a fast food joint; Julie Andrews (Collins) shows a lost scene from Mary Poppins in which Poppins uses illegal Mexican immigrants to do housework for her charges; several houseguests think that their plumber is gay; Trina Moss (Collins) thinks she may finally have sex; a couple (Borstein, McDonald) has a tough time discussing their problems.

Bill Clinton (Sasso) gives himself a Reality Check after Belma and Tovah conclude that Clinton is too self-depreciating; Tom Green opens the show by sucking a cow's udder; Ms. Swan (Borstein) has an admirer (Daly); a driving instructor (Sullivan) gives a student (McDonald) no choice but to obey her commands; Bob Eubanks (Duguay) hosts a new version of The Newlywed Game; a man (McDonald) has trouble trying to return clothes; Dan Rather (Duguay) interviews Survivor contestants. Green Day perform "Blood, Sex & Booze".

George W. Bush (Duguay) shows off The White House on MTV Cribs; Kenny Rogers (Sasso) hosts his own Jackass-style stunt show; Karen Goddard (Borstein) shows off her cloning machine; a movie trailer blends every cheerleader-themed teen movie that's been released; Will Sasso interviews The Rock; Ray Allen makes a special appearance in a 1-800-CALL-ATT commercial; Marvin Tikvah (McDonald) sells his home; Vera Mangus (Weir) returns for more psychic shenanigans. Memphis Bleek and Jay-Z perform "Do My...".

Featuring: Andrew Daly, Stephnie Weir

A PAX TV-syndicated episode of The Sopranos is severely toned down for Mafia violence, offensive language, and a raunchy lap-dance scene; a depressed Louie Anderson (Sasso) bungles his way through Family Feud; Stuart Larkin (McDonald) torments his babysitter (Sullivan); Bob Newhart plays a psychotherapist with a tough love cure for depression; Cindy Margolis plays a restaurant hostess contending with waitresses Lida (Sullivan) and Melina (Wilson); while examining a patient (Borstein), an immature doctor (Weir) critiques her sense of fashion.

Featuring: Stephnie Weir

A parody of Will & Grace; the Vancome Lady (Sullivan) realizes she's performing the same schtick she did years ago; Arnold Schwarzenegger (Sasso) lends his voice to the sequel for Tarzan; Will Sasso and Alex Borstein conduct interviews at the Blockbuster Awards; Lorraine Swanson (Collins) is a contestant on The Weakest Link; Rusty Miller (McDonald) interviews Chris Kirkpatrick; Whitney Houston (Wilson) is honored on MTV Icon.

Lorraine Swanson (Collins) torments her dance instructor (McDonald) before launching into a Flashdance-style performance; Steven Seagal (Sasso) plugs his new movie, When Harry Met Sally 2; Oprah (Wilson) forces Stedman (Spears) into being a butler while hosting her book club; James Lipton (Sasso) hosts a live performance of Death of a Salesman; the Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man (McDonald) complains of heartburn to his customer (Duguay); a bickering couple (Sasso, Sullivan) pretends to be happy while hosting company (Ascencio, Wilson).

Melanie Griffith (Sullivan) talks about her troubles; Rusty Miller (McDonald) wreaks havoc while working at a cafeteria; a hall monitor (Duguay) tries to socialize with other students; a young girl (Weir) has a crush on an older man (Sasso); a father (McDonald) confronts his son (Duguay) about playing pranks on their neighbors; Bunifa (Wilson) gets her tonsils removed; a personal trainer (Sasso) gets too physical with his client (Ascencio).

Lance Bass (Sasso) and Tom Cavanagh (McDonald) share their thoughts in "The More You Know"; Denzel Washington (Spears) makes speeches to get cable; a Wal-Mart greeter (Collins) is taken to task for being complicit with Hollywood; a security guard (Spears) reveals that the Mannequin Killer (McDonald) has struck again; Bunifa (Wilson) disturbs movie theater patrons; The Rosie O'Donnell Show toasts The Lion King; a family uses double-entendres during dinner.

"The More You Know" features Maya Angelou (Spears) performing spoken word; Stuart Larkin (McDonald) is the best man at his aunt's wedding; 2 superheroes try to fight crime, but one is blind (Sasso) and the other (Daly) has a faulty voice box; the GAP Troll (Borstein) lets younger kids answer riddles; Bunifa (Wilson) goes to the Antiques Road Show; crackheads Walter (Spears) and Amber Hemphill (Collins) report a crime; the "Literally" couple Judith (Sullivan) and Clyde (McDonald) riff on a parade.

Featuring: Andrew Daly, Stephnie Weir

George W. Bush (Duguay) orders people to exercise their vote on "The More You Know"; Olympics clips showcase the Berukian team performing unimpressively; Ms. Swan (Borstein) goes on a double date with her sister; a couple (McDonald, Sullivan) compare each other's orgasm faces; students auditioning to be background actors learn the ropes from a professional (Daly); a man (Ascencio) reveals to his friends that he is gay, even though his friends already know.