Molvanîa

Molvanîa (subtitled A Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry) is a book parodying travel guidebooks. The guide describes the fictional country Molvanîa, a post-Soviet state, a nation described as "the birthplace of the whooping cough" and "owner of Europe's oldest nuclear reactor". It was created by Australians Tom Gleisner, Santo Cilauro and Rob Sitch (locally known for The D-Generation and The Panel in Australia). Along with the other Jetlag Travel volumes, 2004's Phaic Tăn and 2006's San Sombrèro, the book parodies both the language of heritage tourism and the legacy of colonialism and imperialism.[2] The book has been criticized for promoting racial stereotypes.

Molvanîa
AuthorSanto Cilauro; Tom Gleisner; Rob Sitch
CountryAustralia
LanguageEnglish
SubjectFictional country
GenreTravel; comedy
PublisherJetlag Travel
Publication date
November 2003 (Australia)[1]
Media typeHardcover
Pages176
ISBN978-1-74066-110-2
OCLC56672262
A827.4 21
LC ClassPN6231.T7 C55 2003
Followed byPhaic Tăn 
Molvanîa
Molvanîa: a Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry location
Map of Molvanîa
Created bySanto Cilauro; Tom Gleisner; Rob Sitch
GenreParody
Information
TypeDictatorship
Notable locationsLutenblag (Lutnblaag) (capital)
Other name(s)Republic of Molvanîa
Language(s)Molvanian
CurrencyStrubl (100 Qunts)
Flag of Molvania

History

The book became a surprise success after its initial publication in Australia, sparking a bidding war for the international publication rights. Qantas has even run the half-hour video segment produced in association with the book on its international flights.[3]

About Molvanîa

The Republic of Molvanîa is a composite of many of the worst stereotypes and clichés about former Eastern Bloc and post-Soviet states. The exact location of Molvanîa is never specified; it is said to border around Hungary, Slovakia, Slovenia, and Slovenia. The shape of the country with its divisions strongly suggests Moldova, and the name has similarities (as has the location description by the authors as "somewhere between Romania and downwind from Chernobyl"); it can also represent a composite country consisting of parts of the Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland, Slovakia, Ukraine, Croatia, and Serbia). The book mentions Bulgarians, Hungarians, and perhaps Moldovans (ethnic Romanians) as its inhabitants: "The Molvanian population is made up of three major ethnic groups: the Bulgs (68%) who live predominantly in the centre and south, the Hungars (29%) who inhabit the northern cities, and the Molvs (3%) who can be found mainly in prison."

The book describes the nation as having been a desolate barren-like wasteland for much of its history, similar to Russia since the 12th century, torn by civil war and ethnic unrest. Eventually Molvanîa's various warring factions were united as a single kingdom, ruled by a series of cruel despotic kings. In the late 19th century the monarchy was overthrown, but the royal family remained popular in exile. During World War II the country was allied with Nazi Germany, and then afterwards was occupied by the Soviet Union, who set up a Communist puppet government. After the fall of European Communism in the 1990s, the country became a dictatorship run by a corrupt government with heavy ties to the Mafia.

Molvanîa is described as a very poor and rural country, heavily polluted and geographically barren. The infrastructure is terrible, with necessities such as electricity, clean water, and indoor plumbing being rare finds, largely due to bureaucratic incompetence. Though the travel guide tries to suggest otherwise, there is little to do in the country, the hotels are tiny, filthy and dilapidated, the ethnic cuisine disgusting, and the "tourist attractions" boring and overpriced.

The Molvanîan people are portrayed as being generally rude, dirty, and at times slightly psychotic, with numerous bizarre and illogical beliefs and traditions. The country's patron saint is Fyodor.

Language

The fictional Molvanîan language is said to be so complicated that it takes an average of 16 years to learn. Not only is the tone in which one speaks important to the meaning, but also the pitch. It is a gendered language, with different articles being used depending on whether a noun is masculine, feminine, neutral, or a type of cheese. There are language schools for tourists to attend, which are described by the book as a "waste of time".

Flag

The flag of Molvanîa is called the "Trikolor" despite the fact it only contains two colours: red and yellow. During the Soviet occupation, the flag had a yellow hammer and sickle in the top left corner. After the fall of communism, Molvanîa became one of the few ex-Soviet states to retain the hammer and sickle, but added a trowel into the symbol.[4]

Anthem

The country's national anthem can be heard on the website Molvania.com, which sounds more like a funeral march than a patriotic tune. Its lyrics are largely anti-gypsy, yet when anyone leaves the country, the border security gives citizens and tourists the gypsy curse, and it rubs in the fact that the country is a failed state.

Criticism

The book was criticized by the United Kingdom's former Minister for Europe Keith Vaz, who accused it of exploiting prejudice. Vaz said the book was a little "cheeky" because "it does reflect some of the prejudices which are taking root [in Europe]. He [Mr Gleisner] does try and show exactly where we are lacking in our knowledge, the sad thing is, some people might actually believe that this country exists."[5]

Sequels

Subsequent travel guide parodies published examine Southeast Asian nation Phaic Tăn (published in 2004) and San Sombrèro in Latin America (published in 2006).

See also

References

  1. "Laughs in land that dentistry forgot". The Age. Melbourne. March 6, 2004. Retrieved September 30, 2011.
  2. Hallett, Richard W. (2015). "Parodying Heritage Tourism". In Silverman, Helaine; Robinson, Mike (eds.). Encounters with Popular Pasts: Cultural Heritage and Popular Culture. Springer International Publishing. pp. 149–163. ISBN 9783319131832. Retrieved July 1, 2020.
  3. Robert A. Saunders, "Brand Interrupted: The Impact of Alternative Narrators on Nation Branding in the Former Second World", in Nadia Kaneva (ed.), Branding Post-Communist Nations: Marketizing National Identities in the “New" Europe, Routledge, 2012, p. 66.
  4. "Molvanîa: A Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry". www.molvania.com.au. Jetlag travel. November 2003. Retrieved November 30, 2012.
  5. "Molvania spoof mocks travel books". BBC News. April 2, 2004. Retrieved September 30, 2011.
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