SchleFaZ
SchleFaz [ˈʃleːfat͡s] is a satirical film series of the German private broadcaster Tele 5. In this series, mainly B-movies, which are characterized by particularly bad workmanship or unintentionally funny ideas, are introduced, commented and presented by Oliver Kalkofe and Peter Rütten. These films themselves are called Schlefaze.
| SchleFaZ | |
|---|---|
| Genre | (bad) movies |
| Created by | Oliver Kalkofe |
| Inspired by | Oliver Kalkofe, Kai Blasberg |
| Written by | Oliver Kalkofe |
| Screenplay by | Oliver Kalkofe |
| Story by | Oliver Kalkofe |
| Presented by | Oliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten |
| Starring | Oliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten |
| Theme music composer | Michael Jackson |
| Opening theme | Bad |
| Country of origin | Germany |
| Original language | German |
| No. of seasons | 8 |
| No. of episodes | 12 or 16 |
| Production | |
| Producer | Jörg Strombach |
| Release | |
| Original network | Tele 5 |
| First shown in | 2013-07-26 |
| Original release | 2013-07-26 |
| External links | |
| https://www.schlefaz.de/ Website | |
In 2013, Kalkofe and fellow comedian Peter Rütten created and began hosting the still-running show SchleFaZ (Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten) ("The worst movies of all time") on Tele 5, which is loosely based on the MST3K format. The name "SchleFaZ" is a pun on "GröFaZ" (de) (Größter Feldherr aller Zeiten; roughly, "Greatest field commander of all time"; the German word Feldherr has no exact English equivalent), a derogatory nickname for Adolf Hitler.[1]
In it, Kalkofe and Rütten present trash films, introduce them with various background information, after every commercial break comment on the plot so far, and in the end summarize upon it, all within a retro-styled studio decorated in reference to the current film they're commenting on. The show has become an instant surprise hit for Tele 5, being the channel's leading show in ratings (with Kalkofe's other show Kalkofes Mattscheibe Rekalked being second), and during broadcasts of the show on Friday nights, the hashtag #schlefaz regularly enters the German Twitter top ten charts, which has prompted German TV Guides and even Tele 5 themselves to adopt the Twitter hashtag as a semi-official name for the show, also used by show hosts Kalkofe and Rütten themselves. Rütten and Kalkofe made an ironic cameo appearance in the 2015 trash movie Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!.
Start
Oliver Kalkofe, together with Tele-5 station manager Kai Blasberg, developed the concept for the series in 2012. Since the Tele München Gruppe owns a large number of B-movies, e.g. of the production company The Asylum, which had already been broadcast on Tele 5, the idea of presenting them as trash television - in deliberate dissociation from the concepts of other broadcasters - matured. Thus, the title of the programme stands in contrast to the Kabel One slogan "The best films of all time".
The films are presented by the presenters during the broadcast and are provided with biting comments which are then cut in between.[2]
Concept
During the programme, films are presented which, according to the presenters, are considered particularly bad and therefore deserve special attention. One film is presented per programme and is examined in more detail.
At the beginning of each episode the viewer is prepared for the film by the presenters. Information about the actors, the director and other facts about the film are presented in a humorous way. In addition, a special cocktail is created or presented for each film, whose composition or name has a reference to the film. In connection with this, a drinking game is usually introduced. For example, the audience of the film Sharknado should drink a cocktail every time a flying shark is seen. During the film, pop-ups are used to provide background information on the respective scene or to remind viewers of the drinking game. After the commercial breaks, the presenters ironically discuss particularly prominent scenes of the film. At the end of the film, what has been seen is summarized and a conclusion is given. As the seasons progress, it has become established that Kalkofe is the incorrigible enthusiast who always gives the films an artistic touch, while Rütten plays the constantly pessimistic and disinterested viewer who almost without exception finds the film bad. Yet, the curse "Fickende Hölle! ("Fucking Hell!") has established itself as Rütten's catchphrase.
In 13 German cinemas (as of February 2014) the SchleFaZ series will be shown on the big screen simultaneously with the TV broadcast. The summer episodes of the 3rd season were simultaneously broadcast on Joiz Germany.[3] First films of the series were released on DVD in June 2015.[4]
Airing data
Most of the Drinking Game are word plays and/or rhyme in German and therefore make little or no sense in English. The Cocktail was not translated cause of the word play.
Season 1
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[5] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Supershark | Super Shark | 2011 | Shark Shooter Schluckspecht (Bloody Mary @ Blue Lagoon) | every epic shark close-up | 2013-07-26 |
| 2 | 2 | Der Mann mit der Kugelpeitsche / Knochenbrecher im Wilden Westen | Il mio nome è Shanghai Joe | 1973 | Chinese Mouthkick | every time, the 'yellow' hero jumps or flies | 2013-08-02 |
| 3 | 3 | The Throne of Fire | Il trono di fuoco | 1983 | Onan, der Hotel Bar Barbar jeder Vernunft | At that time we did not see any good hooks. Proposal today: Whenever Princess Valkari accuses her brave protector and climber Siegfried of betraying her and wanting to kill her | 2013-08-09 |
| 4 | 4 | Piranhas II – Die Rache der Killerfische | Killer Fish | 1979 | Cai-Piranha | for each victim | 2013-08-16 |
| 5 | 5 | Cherry 2000 | Cherry 2000 | 1987 | Cherry Cherry Lady | every action scene gets us a drink | 2013-08-23 |
| 6 | 6 | Hasse deinen Nächsten | Odia il prossimo tuo | 1968 | Shot in the Pants | - | 2013-08-30 |
| 7 | 7 | Battlefield Earth – Kampf um die Erde | Battlefield Earth | 2000 | Beer | every laugh is toasted | 2013-09-06 |
| 8 | 8 | Perry Rhodan – SOS aus dem Weltall | …4…3…2…1…Morte | 1967 | Perry Rhodan Perioden Plum Punch | every time, there's a scary noise or when someone does "science" | 2013-09-13 |
| 9 | 9 | Orcs – Sie kommen, um uns alle zu töten | Orcs! | 2011 | Bloody Mordor | whenever the word "orcs" is spoken | 2013-09-27 |
| 10 | 10 | Frogs | Frogs | 1972 | Everglades Surprise | every time, a frog is visible in the film (for each missed frog a double shot as a penalty) | 2013-10-04 |
| 11 | 11 | Sumuru – Die Tochter des Satans | The Million Eyes of Sumuru | 1967 | Original Sumuru Schlüpferschließer (Mumu-Tsu) | every time, men's dignity is destroyed by a woman | 2013-10-11 |
| 12 | 12 | Mega Piranha | Mega Piranha | 2010 | Orinoco-Knockout (Mega-Cai-Piranha) | every time, a Piranha jumps | 2013-10-18 |
Season 2
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[5] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 | 1 | Sharknado – Genug gesagt! | Sharknado | 2013 | Hai Tai Haiopai | every time, a shark flies | 2014-01-10 |
| 14 | 2 | Blacula | Blacula | 1972 | Bloody Blacky | every bite of a vampire | 2014-02-07 |
| 15 | 3 | Titanic II – Die Rückkehr | Titanic II | 2010 | Iceberg Surprise | every bad CGI scene | 2014-03-07 |
| 16 | 4 | Die sieben Männer der Sumuru | The Girl from Rio | 1969 | Summa Sumuru Clit Sprizz | every time, a person is tortured | 2014-04-04 |
| 17 | 5 | Monster des Grauens greifen an | Gezora, Ganime, Kamēba: Kessen! Nankai no Daikaijū | 1970 | Echs’ on the Beach | every time, a monster roars or makes any kind of noise | 2014-05-02 |
| 18 | 6 | Die schwarzen Zombies von Sugar Hill | Sugar Hill | 1974 | Voodoo Würgens | every new Zombie | 2014-06-06 |
| 19 | 7 | Zwiebel-Jack räumt auf | Cipolla Colt | 1975 | Long Onion Ice Tea; Zwie-Bellini; Zwiebel-Bowle | every time, Onion-Jack bites into a onion or drinks onion juice | 2014-07-11 |
| 20 | 8 | Camel Spiders – Angriff der Monsterspinnen | Camel Spiders | 2011 | Solifugae Solifugaa | every time, a spider or a person is killed | 2014-08-01 |
| 21 | 9 | Sharknado 2 | Sharknado 2: The Second One | 2014 | Hai Tai Zwaiopai | every time, of a cameo appearance | 2014-11-21 |
| 22 | 10 | Flotte Teens und heiße Jeans | La liceale | 1975 | Happy Hymen Virgin Buster | every sexist scene | 2014-11-28 |
| 23 | 11 | Airplane vs. Volcano | Airplane vs. Volcano | 2014 | Lava Lava Liver Burner, Kerosin Sprizzz | every time… you want/need a drink (drink at your own will) | 2014-12-05 |
| 24 | 12 | Dracula jagt Frankenstein | Los Monstruos del Terror | 1970 | Team Dracula: Vamp-Eierlikör Team Frankenstein: Franken-Steinhäger | every time, a helpless woman screams | 2014-12-12 |
Season 3
Part of the 3. Season was the special on 29. February 2016 'Tag der Untoten' ("Day of the Undead") with the movies Vampirella and Blacula.
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[5] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25 | 1 | Der Hammer | No Holds Barred | 1989 | Alk Hogan | every time, Hulk Hogan wears a new, horrible outfit | 2015-06-19 |
| 26 | 2 | Battle of Los Angeles | Battle of Los Angeles | 2011 | L-Alien Ass Kicker | every time, anybody mentions the name "Arnstead" | 2015-06-26 |
| 27 | 3 | Pudelnackt in Oberbayern | Pudelnackt in Oberbayern | 1969 | Bajuwarisches Blankbusenbier | every time, a nacked breast appears | 2015-07-03 |
| 28 | 4 | Xanadu | Xanadu | 1980 | Olivia-Newton-John-Tra-Volta-Tü-Ta-Taa | every time, somebody dance or sing | 2015-07-10 |
| 29 | 5 | Mega Python vs. Gatoroid | Mega Python vs. Gatoroid | 2011 | Team Python: Mega Pythons Spei-Ing Circus Team Gator: Batida de Croco | Team Python: every time, somebody is prey of a python Team Gator: every time, somebody is prey of an alligator | 2015-07-17 |
| 30 | 6 | Der Dampfhammer von Send-Ling | Crazy Couple | 1979 | Kung Fuzzius Screw Driver | every time, the ape of the hero appears | 2015-07-24 |
| 31 | 7 | Supersonic Man | Supersonic Man | 1979 | Vodka Sonic / Super-Power-Pussy-Punch | every time, the hero discovers a new super power | 2015-07-31 |
| 32 | 8 | Thor – Der Allmächtige | Almighty Thor | 2011 | Balla-Balla-Walhalla-Wurst-Wasser-Woousa | every time, the hero misses the enemy | 2015-08-07 |
| 33 | 9 | Double Trouble – Warte, bis mein Bruder kommt | Double Trouble | 1992 | Doppel-Moppel-Mucki-Schlucki | every time, an actor/actress appears, which is more famous than the two main actors | 2015-08-14 |
| 34 | 10 | Vampirella | Vampirella | 1996 | Blut-Tooth | every time, Vampirellas huge decollete is visible | 2015-08-21 |
| 35 | 11 | Roboter der Sterne | Tie Chao Ren | 1974 | Großer Halluzinator | every time, the "magische Ballermann" ("Maha Baron") (the big, red robot) rotates his head | 2015-08-28 |
| 36 | 12 | Sharknado 3 | Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! | 2015 | Hai Tai Draiopai | every time, Fin Shepard (the hero of the movie) kills a shark | 2015-09-05 |
| 37 | 13 | Knight Rider 2000 | Knight Rider 2000 | 1991 | Schlucking For Freedom Berlin Brusthaar Booster | every time, the movie get real boring | 2015-11-27 |
| 38 | 14 | Hentai Kamen | Hentai Kamen | 2013 | Pipi Popo Pöter Punsch | every time, Hentai Kamen brings his balls to the face of an enemy (aka. pervers special attack "Golden Powerbomb") | 2015-12-04 |
| 39 | 15 | Planet der Dinosaurier | Planet of the Dinosaurs | 1977 | 48-Hour-Dinosaur-Sour | every time, main character Jim gets snotty, smart-arse, and tell everybody, how it's done | 2015-12-11 |
| 40 | 16 | Snow Sharks | Avalanche Sharks | 2013 | Großer Weißer Kopfabreisser | every time, somebody says/mentions "Skuquum" | 2015-12-18 |
Season 4
In March 2016 Tele 5 announced season 4, which will include twelve movies.
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[5] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 41 | 1 | Musik, Musik – da wackelt die Penne | Musik, Musik – da wackelt die Penne | 1970 | Mündliche Prüfung (Power-Pauker-Pennen-Wackler) | ever time, a cold-served bang returns from the funny young people | 2016-07-15 |
| 42 | 2 | Arachnoquake | Arachnoquake | 2012 | Karamba, Arachno, ein Whiskey | every time, somebody says „Pops“ | 2016-07-22 |
| 43 | 3 | Libero | Libero | 1973 | Außenrist-Spritz-Kaiser-Franz-Fizz | every time, men with distinctive sideburns appears | 2016-07-29 |
| 44 | 4 | Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls | Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls | 2008 | Pain in the Brain-Quatermain | every time, somebody breaths, groans or gasps eccentricly; particularly speziell Lady Anna | 2016-08-05 |
| 45 | 5 | Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda – Kampf der Urzeitgiganten | Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda | 2014 | Team Cuda: Barracuda Schluckluder Team Pussy: Sharktopus Leberschuss | Team Cuda: every time, a person is prey of the Pterodactylus-Barracuda Team Pussy: every time, a person is prey of a shark | 2016-08-12 |
| 46 | 6 | Dämonen aus dem All | La Morte viene dal pianeta Aytin | 1967 | Jetzt Yeti Party richtig los – Himalaya Hirnhäcksler | every time, "our" Commander Jackson simulates competence with a firm voice and then only tells some hair-raising nonsense | 2016-08-19 |
| 47 | 7 | Daniel, der Zauberer | [[Daniel_–_Der_Zauberer|]Daniel, der Zauberer] | 2004 | Cocksuck] er | every time, when the Eggenfeldener protozoon (=Daniel) changes his outfit | 2016-08-26 |
| 48 | 8 | Metropolis 2000 | I nuovi barbari | 1982 | Apokalypse Lau | every time, when you marvel a 'dog rough' stunt in slow-motion | 2016-09-02 |
| 49 | 9 | Invasion aus dem Innern der Erde | Zhong guo chao ren | 1975 | Hi Ho Hongkong Hirnhaut Hobler | every time, when one of the evil 'supermonster' uses a never-seen superpower | 2016-09-09 |
| 50 | 10 | Ich – ein Groupie | Ich – ein Groupie | 1970 | Bumskino Billigballerbrühe | every time, a nacked breast appears | 2016-09-16 |
| 51 | 11 | Ator II – Der Unbesiegbare | Ator 2 - L'invincibile Orion | 1984 | Miles O’Keeffe – Aperitiv (Schiefer Kiefer Zungen-Triefer) | every time, when Ator crosses blades with an opponent | 2016-09-23 |
| 52 | 12 | Der Koloß von Konga | Xing xing wang | 1977 | Team Monkey: Hong Kong King Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong Team Human: Human Touch & Platsch | Team Monkey: every time, when main actor "Utam" gets a well-deserved close-up Team Human: every time, when the extremely stupid so-called "hero" of the movie "Chen Fu" does something totally stupid, senselessly stupid or hair-raisingly wrong | 2016-09-30 |
| 53 | 13 | Sharknado 4 | Sharknado: The 4th Awakens | 2016 | Hai Tai Zwaimalzwaiopai | every time, when the fun-loving makers of this movie have integrated a subtle parodistic film quote into the movie | 2016-12-02 |
| 54 | 14 | Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen | Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen | 1970 | I’m just a sweet Transvestite am Wörthersee (Rüttens erster Vorschlag „Der Ilja Richter und sein Henker“ wurde von Kalkofe abgelehnt mit der Begründung, dass in der werberelevanten Zielgruppe den Dürrenmatt „keine Sau kennt“) | every time, when the generally predominant image of women in the 70s is eloquently illustrated in the film by chauvinistic-sexist jokes or clumsy assaults | 2016-12-09 |
| 55 | 15 | Jack Frost – Der eiskalte Killer | Jack Frost | 1997 | Snowball in hell auf ex und zwar schnell | every time, Jack Frost works on his day job and makes another victim | 2016-12-16 |
| 56 | 16 | Santa Claus | Santa Claus | 1959 | Fucking Hell Jingle Bell Santa Slayer | every time, when Santa laughs for no reason | 2016-12-23 |
Season 5
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[5] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 57 | 1 | Hentai Kamen: Abnormal Crisis | Hentai Kamen: Abunōmaru Kuraishisu | 2016 | Koko Kaka Klöten Klopper | every time, Hentai Kamen draws his classic King-testicle-collision „directly in the face“ or another one of his extremely perverted special attacks | 2017-06-30 |
| 58 | 2 | Im Dschungel ist der Teufel los | Im Dschungel ist der Teufel los | 1982 | Mama-Afrika-Malaria-Maneater | every time, our old Ösi-Chaplin Alexander Grill alias "Sammy the steward" verbally fires a mega gag, plays a mega gag or get hit by a gag in return | 2017-07-07 |
| 59 | 3 | Avengers Grimm | Avengers Grimm | 2015 | Rotnäschen und der böse Alk (aka Red Rülpsing Schluck) | every time, the girls nag each other | 2017-07-14 |
| 60 | 4 | Macho Man | Macho Man | 1985 | René-Weller-Faustpropeller-Fressendeller | every time, a never-seen man with a moustache appears | 2017-07-21 |
| 61 | 5 | Hobgoblins | Hobgoblins | 1988 | Hobgoblin-Hirn-Hornhaut-Heinzelmann | for every Hobgoblin that appears | 2017-07-28 |
| 62 | 6 | Samurai Cop | Samurai Cop | 1991 | Big-Dick-Wonder-Wig-Koma-Kick | every time, the wig is visible | 2017-08-04 |
| 63 | 7 | Sunshine Reggae auf Ibiza | Sunshine Reggae auf Ibiza | 1983 | Titten, Sonne, Alte Witza – Heidewitzka auf Ibiza | Team Love: every joke about sex and affection Team Songs: every terrible shit song or vibe Schlager | 2017-08-11 |
| 64 | 8 | Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies | Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies | 2012 | Let’s make America even greater – Lincoln Zombie-Annihilator! | every zombie eliminated | 2017-08-18 |
| 65 | 9 | Die Brut des Bösen | Die Brut des Bösen | 1979 | Nanu Lanoo Zack Bumm Anders Rum! | every time, our chicken-chested hero-stereotype brings own one of his opponents | 2017-08-25 |
| 66 | 10 | Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf | Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf | 2015 | Team Sharky: Sharktopus Leberschuss! Team Wolfi: Wolfswal Schädelqual! | Team Sharky: every victim that is assigned to the murderous shark mutant in the moving Krakenbein ballet skirt Team Wolfi: every wolfishly random devastation victim | 2017-09-01 |
| 67 | 11 | Max und Moritz Reloaded | Max und Moritz Reloaded | 2005 | Mad Max and Mental Moritz Mass-Murder Molotov-Cocktail | every constructed taboo break | 2017-09-08 |
| 68 | 12 | Star Crash – Sterne im Duell | Starcrash | 1978 | Star Crash Film Trash Brain Smash | every time, wone of the main characters of the intergalactic spectacle - reveals some new "ability" | 2017-09-15 |
| 69 | 13 | Sharknado 5: Global Swarming | 5harknado: Global Swarming | 2017 | Hai Tai Haiaiaiaiaiopai | Team Fin: every time, when Chief Shark Slasher Fin takes one out Team Fun: every time, if in the picture a person is eaten, beaten, crushed or otherwise done in a funny way by a shark | 2017-12-01 |
| 70 | 14 | Lord of the Elves – Das Zeitalter der Halblinge | Clash of the Empires | 2012 | If there are no fucking Elves - you have to make them up yourselves! | every time, when a terribly lifelike monster appears in the picture, which makes our blood freeze in our veins | 2017-12-08 |
| 71 | 15 | Bigfoot – Die Legende lebt! | Bigfoot | 2012 | Bigfoot Blaster-Brainfuck Disaster | every time, Bigfoot kills a human | 2017-12-15 |
| 72 | 16 | Mister Dynamit – Morgen küßt Euch der Tod | Mister Dynamit – Morgen küßt Euch der Tod | 1967 | Dynamit-im-Schritt-Agenten-Sprit | every time, a fast zoom and/or hard camera panning one will be poured | 2017-12-22 |
Season 6
Since all films have a clearance from 12 years on, the date was brought forward from about 22:15 to 20:15.[6]
The winter season aired the sixth and last part of the Sharknado series.[7]
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[5] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 73 | 1 | Spiceworld – Der Film | Spice World | 1997 | Spice Spice Lady auf Ice Ice Baby | every time, the Spice Girls sing | 2018-04-06 |
| 74 | 2 | Der Polyp – Die Bestie mit den Todesarmen | Tentacoli | 1977 | Kraken - Miracle - Tentacle - Debacle | every time, the Kraken attacks anyone or anything | 2018-04-13 |
| 75 | 3 | Herkules | Hercules | 1983 | Mega-Mucki Muskeltini | every time, Hercules uses his magnificent muscles and or a particularly exciting event is shown in slow motion | 2018-04-20 |
| 76 | 4 | Argoman – Der phantastische Supermann | Come rubare la corona d'Inghilterra | 1967 | After Sex Six Hour Nix Power | every time, awesome Argoman uses one of his fantastic super powers | 2018-04-27 |
| 77 | 5 | Die Rückkehr des King Kong | Kingu Kongu tai Gojira | 1962 | Team King Kong: King Kong Ding Dong Sching Schong Bing Bong Sing Along Team Godzilla: Atom Godzilla Leber-Killer | Team King Kong: every time, Kong shouts and rumbles Team Godzilla: every time, Godzilla emits his familiar and beloved monster cry | 2018-08-03 |
| 78 | 6 | Strippers vs Werewolves | Strippers vs Werewolves | 2012 | Lupusreiner hundsgemeiner Stripper Ripper! | every time, "2-to-6 window [split-screen]]s" and/or "trick and scratch" crossfades | 2018-08-10 |
| 79 | 7 | Slugs | Slugs, muerte viscosa | 1988 | Viskos verrotzter Schneckenschleim-Schlotzer | every time, an innocent person is verified murdered and the snails munch | 2018-08-17 |
| 80 | 8 | Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps | Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps | 1981 | Anders ist besser, aber Christian nicht | every time, there is a clearly identifiable, absolutely indisputable exploitation element in the film | 2018-08-24 |
| 81 | 9 | Saltwater: Atomic Shark | Saltwater | 2016 | Atom-Hai-Way-To-Hell! | every time, our anaerobic nuclear waste disposal place wipes out the life of some unfortunate human being | 2018-08-31 |
| 82 | 10 | Die Insel der Ungeheuer | The Food of the Gods | 1976 | Rat Pack - Ex & Weg (auch bekannt als Ratatouille Huiuiui) | every time, we see huge rats, gigantic chickens or other mega-sized monster creatures | 2018-09-07 |
| 83 | 11 | Sorceress – Die Mächte des Lichts | Sorceress | 1982 | Alter Falter Licht-Abschalter | every time, anyone talks about the "Two who are One". Or if it's somehow shown how "One is the two" is. | 2018-09-14 |
| 84 | 12 | Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs | Cowboys vs Dinosaurs | 2015 | Team Cowboy: Dinohasser Feuerwasser Team Dino: After Hour Dinosaur Cowboy-Aua Sweet & Sour | Team Cowboy: every time, a cowboy or a human being in general blows out the already long blazing light of life to a dinosaur Team Dino: every time, a naturally aggressive self-made Sauropoda kills a human | 2018-09-21 |
| 85 | 13 | Sharknado 6: The Last One | The Last Sharknado: It's About Time | 2018 | Hai-Tai-Juhu-Endlich-Vorbei-Opai | For every time travel or strange anomaly that may be caused by such | 2018-11-30 |
| 86 | 14 | Gefangene im Weltraum | Prison Ship | 1986 | A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away – Called Fred Olen Ray | every time, a woman is involved in a combat | 2018-12-07 |
| 87 | 15 | Der letzte Lude | Der letzte Lude | 2003 | Große Freiheit-Schrittverschwitzter-Geile Meile-Ritzenspritzer! | every time, naked skin, erotic or otherwise suggestive St. Pauli-slippery is shown | 2018-12-14 |
| 88 | 16 | Jack Frost 2 – Die Rache des Killerschneemanns | Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman | 2000 | Schnee Ade Karibik Hirnfick! | for every rotten assassination by Jack | 2018-12-21 |
Season 7
A Marvel film was presented at the beginning.[8] The film premiered in Hamburg in the presence of the hosts before it was shown on Tele 5 at 10 pm. For the hundredth episode a big live event took place on September 28, 2019 at the Tempodrom in Berlin.[9] The summer season opened on August 23, 2019 with "Plan 9 from Outer Space". This film is often mentioned when people ask for the worst film ever. It already celebrated its premiere in the Schlefaz version at the Filmfest München on June 29, 2019.[10]
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[5] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 89 | 1 | Captain America | Captain America | 1990 | Team Hero: Oh Captain, Mein Captain America Hip Hip Hurra Team Zero: Heidewitzka Herr Kapitän – United States Tatü-Tata | Team Hero: every time, the fantastic Captain America does something truly heroic (and it won't be little) Team Zero: if, against all logical expectation, he should accidentally do something stupid or even fail | 2019-04-26 |
| 90 | 2 | Nightbeast – Terror aus dem Weltall | Nightbeast | 1982 | Alien-Annihilator – Nachtbiest-Notfallsanitäter | every time, a shot fired from the special, extraterrestrial laser gun or a conventional, mundane firearm | 2019-05-03 |
| 91 | 3 | Dragon Crusaders – Im Reich der Kreuzritter und Drachen | Dragon Crusaders | 2011 | Der legendäre Drachenficker-Kreuzritter-Liquor | every time, a completely freely created fantasy-mythical creature is in the picture | 2019-05-10 |
| 92 | 4 | Der Mann mit den zwei Köpfen | The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant | 1971 | Southern Discomfort Doppeldecker Kürbis-Cracker | every time at a exploitative representation | 2019-05-17 |
| 93 | 5 | Plan 9 aus dem Weltall | Plan 9 from Outer Space | 1959 | Champagne, the best the cellar has to offer, from the finest crystal, or the original Ed Wood version: Luke warm tap water from a plastic cup, even used | every time, a real "Ed Wood moment", in which his very special vision of film art comes clear | 2019-08-23 |
| 94 | 6 | Dirndljagd am Kilimandscharo | Dirndljagd am Kilimandscharo | 1983 | Bumsi-Bumsi-Hahaha-Schnackselspaß in Kenia – Fick for Fun mit Marischka | every time, when we have to watch something sensual-stimulating or hear something connoted in a cheerfully erotic way | 2019-08-30 |
| 95 | 7 | Die fliegenden Feuerstühle | Zhui sha | 1973 | Yamaha-Yamah-Soul-Happy-Hongkong-Punch-Bowl | every shitty kick in a shitty fight | 2019-09-06 |
| 96 | 8 | Evil Toons – Flotte Teens im Geisterhaus | Evil Toons | 1992 | Looney-Tuney-Bampalooney-Balla-Balla-Brägenknaller | whenever we are treated to a chauvinistically beautiful view of an uncovered female breast landscape in the best 90s video cassette pause button press manner | 2019-09-13 |
| 97 | 9 | Atomic Hero | The Toxic Avenger | 1985 | Tromaville-Overkill-Rächerbecher | every time, a Splatter, Gore, Hyperbrutalo or even disgusting scene is presented | 2019-09-20 |
| 98 | 10 | Hausfrauen-Report 3 | Hausfrauen-Report 3 | 1972 | Woman in Chains | every time, when a pitiable housewife (Hausfrau) feels unloved, unhappy, or inexplicably dissatisfied with the overall situation | 2019-09-27 |
| 99 | 11 | Laserkill – Todesstrahlen aus dem All | Laserblast | 1978 | Free Billy Silly Killy-Master Blaster Disaster | for any fiery explosion or explosive fire caused by direct or indirect laser blast gun impact | 2019-10-04 |
| 100 | 12 | Drei Engel auf der Todesinsel | The Lost Empire | 1985 | Mach-Mich-Nasser-Tausendsassa-Hundertwasser | at every typical 'Now that's what I call SchleFaZ' moment, that is, at everything that you could never experience in a really good film, but only here with us | 2019-10-11 |
| 101 | 13 | The Bees – Operation Todesstachel | The Bees | 1978 | Let it Bee | every time, if one or more bees can be seen in the film | 2019-11-29 |
| 102 | 14 | Santa’s Slay – Blutige Weihnachten | Santa's Slay | 2005 | We Wish You a Deadly Christmas and a Bag Full of Fear | every time, the "Red-White" kills innocent people in a announced amusing way | 2019-12-06 |
| 103 | 15 | Die neuen Abenteuer des Herkules | Le avventure dell'incredibile Ercole | 1985 | Ob Herkules, ob Fraukules – Im Olymp herrscht immer Stress | every time, a god, goddess, mythical creature or spiritual name is mentioned | 2019-12-13 |
| 104 | 16 | 6-Headed Shark Attack | 6-Headed Shark Attack | 2018 | Six-Shooter-Schädelfluter | every time, anyone is arguing or squabbling with anyone anywhere | 2019-12-20 |
Season 8
For the first time the spring season includes six movies. The sommer season inlcudes also six movies, the final in winter has four more.
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[5] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 105 | 1 | Troll 2 | Troll 2 | 1990 | Grün Gefickter Hirn-Trollator | every time, green slime appears, green sauce, green wobble or any other green liquid in whatever consistency | 2020-04-24 |
| 106 | 2 | Das rote Phantom schlägt zu | Superargo contro Diabolikus | 1966 | Superagro-Grenzdebilish-Extra-Grobmotorisch (in the tradition of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious) | for every James Bond quote | 2020-05-01 |
| 107 | 3 | Ator – Herr des Feuers | Ator l'invincibile | 1982 | The Ator-Ture Never Stops | every time, we see a new piece of fur | 2020-05-08 |
| 108 | 4 | Trabbi goes to Hollywood | Trabbi goes to Hollywood | 1991 | Blonder kühler Nasenspüler | every time, when birthday blonde and conveyor loudmouth Thomas Gottschalk spices up one of his classic cool phrases from the verbal backhand | 2020-05-15 |
| 109 | 5 | Tödliche Beute | Deadly Prey | 1987 | Rambo in the Bamboo – Stallone Klone to the Bone | for every death that our hero Mike Danton causes | 2020-05-22 |
| 110 | 6 | Der sechste Kontinent | At the Earth's Core | 1976 | Pellucidar-Heihopsassa-Saurier-Tirallala | every time, we discover a new fascinating form of primeval flora or fauna that makes our curious explorer heart jump for joy | 2020-05-29 |
| 111 | 7 | Rock Aliens | Voyage of the Rock Aliens | 1984 | Ora et Zadora – Pia-Colada-Achdumeinliebervada | every time, a new song is played | 2020-08-214 |
| 112 | 8 | Die Mumie des Pharao | Dawn of the Mummy | 1981 | Mummy Mia Anti-Fear-Schockverhütungs-Elixier | every time, when the blood in our veins threatens to freeze with horror, so with every shock effect | 2020-08-21 |
| 113 | 9 | Laß jucken, Kumpel | Laß jucken, Kumpel | 1972 | Team Love: Love & Romance Koitus – Liebesluder Leberschuss Team Suff: Bumsbier mit Molle, vergiss doch die Olle | Team Love: every time, when the physical joining, i.e. the physical expression of love, also known as sexual intercourse, is discussed theoretically or practically Team Suff: every time, one is tilted in the movie | 2020-08-28 |
| 114 | 10 | Angriff der Riesenspinne | The Giant Spider Invasion | 1975 | saftig-süßer Zungenkuss vom Arachne Giganticus | every time, the beast injures, destroys, eats and digests | 2020-09-04 |
| 115 | 11 | Dollman | Dollman | 1991 | Nur 33 Zentimeter – Doch hart als wär’s ein Teil von Peter Cocktail-Drink-Veto-Recht by Kalkofe Selbstjustiz-Mit-Witz-Spritz-Space-Cop-Shrink-Drink | every time, if anyone is harmed anywhere by the direct or indirect action of the Dollman | 2020-09-11 |
| 116 | 12 | Masters of the Universe | Masters of the Universe | 1987 | He-Man-She-Girl-It-Thing-Trink-Ding | every time, when the wrinkly bone-face Skeletor gives a command or threat | 2020-09-18 |
| 117 | 13 | Planet of the Sharks | Planet of the Sharks | 2016 | Hai as a Kite – SchleFaZ Delight – Waterworld Wannabe-Wave Rider♠ | every time, a shark causes a victim | 2020-11-27 |
| 118 | 14 | R.O.T.O.R. - Die Killer-Maschine | R.O.T.O.R. | 1987 | Terminator Robo-Motor Law & Order Leber-Rotor♦ | every time, the rough Rotor-Robocop kills, injures or otherwise uses brutal force | 2020-12-04 |
| 119 | 15 | Gefangene des Universums | Prisoners of the Lost Universe | 1983 | Universeller lichtschneller Multi-Dimensions-Umsteller | every time, when the film fully demonstrates its great strengths in the sector "nimble, bright dialog wit" | 2020-12-11 |
| 120 | 16 | Das Gehirn | The Brain | 1988 | Here comes the Brain again – Hypophysen-Beglücker-Frontallappenficker | ervery time, when the evil Brain or one of his hypno-brain hallucinations belonging to him appears, we dump one on the sponge | 2020-12-18 |
♠ In the original Version/homepage it's written "Hai as a Knight", but on the movie it was called "Kite" - which gives as the idea how it was meant. Second, in the movie Dr. Shayne Nichols is kite surfing.
♦ see also Rotor syndrome, a liver disease
Season 9
At Jan 27 2020 was anounced that a ninth season will be aired, beginning in spring.[11]
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