The Golden Girls (season 7)

The seventh and final season of The Golden Girls premiered on NBC on September 21, 1991, and concluded on May 9, 1992. The season consisted of 26 episodes. It was the only season of the show that aired additional scenes during the final credits.

The Golden Girls
Season 7
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Country of originUnited States
No. of episodes26
Release
Original networkNBC
Original releaseSeptember 21, 1991 (1991-09-21) 
May 9, 1992 (1992-05-09)
Season chronology

Broadcast history

The season originally aired Saturdays at 8:00-8:30 pm (EST) on NBC from September 21, 1991 to May 9, 1992.[1][2]

Episodes

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1551"Hey, Look Me Over"Lex PassarisMitchell HurwitzSeptember 21, 1991 (1991-09-21)
An old photograph appears to show Rose's late husband Charlie in bed with Blanche. Dorothy worries that Sophia is suffering from hearing loss, but when they go for a test, it turns out Dorothy is the one who needs a hearing aid.
1562"The Case of the Libertine Belle"Lex PassarisTom WhedonSeptember 28, 1991 (1991-09-28)
The girls participate in a murder-mystery weekend where Dorothy excels as a keen amateur sleuth, but after she solves the murder, there is a real stabbing, and Blanche is the prime suspect.
Guest Stars: Todd Susman as Spade Marlowe; Tony Plana as Lieutenant Alvarez; Richard Roat as Kendall Nesbit; Claudette Sutherland as Posey McGlynn; Nicholas Kepros as Maitre 'D; Zach Grenier as Vaczy; Leland Orser as Waiter; Gloria Cromwell as Gloria; Tim Haldeman as Man; Margery Nelson as Woman.
Note: This episode was meant as parody of the CBS series, Murder, She Wrote, starring Angela Lansbury, who was a close friend of Bea Arthur. Richard Roat appears in a season 1 episode as Al Beatty.
1573"Beauty and the Beast"Lex PassarisMarc Cherry and Jamie WootenOctober 5, 1991 (1991-10-05)
Blanche signs her granddaughter up for the Little Miss Miami Pageant, but becomes so focused on winning, it makes her miserable. With Sophia wheelchair-bound, Dorothy hires a nurse to take care of her and not only does her bossiness anger Rose and Blanche, but when she and Sophia bond, it makes Dorothy jealous.
Guest stars: Edie McClurg as Nurse DeFarge; Alisan Porter as Melissa; Barbara Alyn Woods as Woman; Mindy Ann Martin as Clarice; Robert Gould as Stage Manager.
1584"That's for Me to Know"Lex PassarisKevin AbbottOctober 12, 1991 (1991-10-12)
While researching her family's history, Dorothy discovers a photo of Sophia as a young bride with a groom identified as "Guido," who is not Dorothy's father. When Blanche plans to have a hot tub installed, a city inspector informs her that continuing to have more than two renters would require her to make home improvements she cannot afford, meaning one of the girls must move out.
Guest Star: Richard Stahl as Don.
1595"Where's Charlie?"Lex PassarisGail Parent and Jim VallelyOctober 19, 1991 (1991-10-19)
When Miles gives Rose a friendship ring, Sophia convinces Rose that her late husband Charlie does not approve of her relationship, resulting in Rose hurting Miles. Blanche helps her amateur baseball player boyfriend improve his play, but the plan backfires when he is recruited by a team in Japan and becomes a cross dresser.
Guest Stars: Harold Gould as Miles; Tim Thomerson as Stevie.
1606"Mother Load"Lex PassarisDon Seigel and Jerry PerzigianOctober 26, 1991 (1991-10-26)
Blanche's dating a local newscaster is threatened by his over-protective mother and Rose's efforts at uncovering embarrassing secrets about him for an upcoming surprise birthday party. Dorothy attends a counseling session with Stan.
Guest Stars: Herb Edelman as Stan; Peter Graves as Jerry Kennedy; Meg Wyllie as Millicent Kennedy; Steve Landesberg as Dr. Halperin.
Notes: Meg Wyllie appears in two episodes in season 3 and one in season 6. Steve Landesberg appears later in season 7 in The Monkey Show also as Dr. Halperin.
1617"Dateline: Miami"Peter D. BeytMarc Cherry and Jamie WootenNovember 2, 1991 (1991-11-02)
The girls reminisce about previous dates at home while Dorothy is out late with a prominent doctor.
Guest Stars: Pat Harrington, Jr. as John; Fred Willard as Bob; Lenny Wolpe as Arnie; Jesse Dabson as Myron; Lyn Greene as Young Dorothy; Richard Tanner as Young Stan; Margaret Reed as Pregnant Woman; May Quigley as Woman; Stan Roth as Policeman; Nick Ullett as Waiter.
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"The Monkey Show"Lex PassarisMitchell Hurwitz and Marc SotkinNovember 9, 1991 (1991-11-09)
As a hurricane threatens Miami, Dorothy's newly penniless sister Gloria visits and sleeps with Stan. Dorothy becomes furious when she finds out later that Sophia pushed Gloria and Stan together. When she confronts Sophia, they have a fight and Sophia angrily walks out into the hurricane. Blanche and Rose hold a telethon to save a local historic lighthouse.
Guest star: Dena Dietrich as Gloria; Herb Edelman as Stan; Bill Dana as Angelo; Steve Landesberg as Dr. Halperin; Dinah Manoff as Carol Weston; Ed Hooks as Stage Manager; Jonathan Schmock as Cop #1; Matthew Saks as Cop #2; Don Seigel as Davey Cricket; Bryan Norcross as Himself; Richard Reicheg as Man.
Note: One-hour episode. Cop #2 is played by Matthew Saks, one of Bea Arthur's sons. Steve Landesberg appears as Dr. Halperin earlier in season 1 in Mother Load. Don Seigel is a producer on the show. Jonathan Schmock appears in one episode in season 5 and two in season 6 and wrote an episode of The Golden Palace.
16410"Ro$e Love$ Mile$"Lex PassarisDon Seigel, Jerry Perzigian, Richard Vaczy, and Tracy GambleNovember 16, 1991 (1991-11-16)
Rose, tired of Miles' penny-pinching ways, decides to take Blanche's advice and goes out with her and some big spenders. While Dorothy is away, she leaves Blanche in charge of an especially rebellious Sophia. Blanche panics when she finds that Sophia has traveled to Sicily to square things with Guido, the man she stood up at the altar decades earlier.
Guest Stars: Harold Gould as Miles; Bill Dana as Angelo; John P. Connolly as Mort; Harvey Vernon as Barry; Joe Mays as Maitre 'D; David Pressman as Waiter; Phil Leeds as Guido.
16511"Room 7"Peter D. BeytTracy Gamble and Richard VaczyNovember 23, 1991 (1991-11-23)
Sophia has an out-of-body experience where she sees her late husband, Salvadore, who gives her a message for Dorothy, but Dorothy refuses to accept Sophia's experience. Meanwhile, the girls travel to Atlanta, Georgia when Blanche learns that her grandmother's plantation is scheduled to be demolished. The trip takes a turn when a distraught Blanche handcuffs herself to the radiator in the house.
Guest Stars: Sid Melton as Salvadore Petrillo; Roy Brocksmith as William; Gibby Brand as Man; Don Stark as Sheriff.
16612"From Here to the Pharmacy"Lex PassarisGail Parent and Jim VallelyDecember 7, 1991 (1991-12-07)
Blanche is surprised when a soldier returning from the Persian Gulf visits, seeking to rekindle their relationship. Initially, she is charmed at the romantic prospect of dating a soldier and then is let down when she discovers he has a boring job as a pharmacist. When Sophia has her will prepared, Dorothy is incensed when she finds out Sophia has hoarded $35,000 from her while Dorothy scrimped to support her and cuts her off financially.
Guest Stars: Bruce Kirby as Bill; Ed Call as Security Guard; Sergia Simone as Woman.
16713"The Pope's Ring"Lex PassarisKevin AbbottDecember 14, 1991 (1991-12-14)
Sophia attends Pope John Paul II's Papal mass in Miami, hoping to get a blessing for her hospitalized friend Agnes and steals the pope's piscatory ring, upsetting Dorothy. For Rose's birthday, Blanche hires a private detective to spy on Miles, whom she suspects might have an affair as a result of a midlife crisis.
Guest Stars: Harold Gould as Miles; Steven Gilborn as Priest; Fred McCarren as Detective; Eugene Greytack as The Pope.
Note: Steven Gilborn appears in the season 5 episode Ebb Tide.
16814"Old Boyfriends"Peter D. BeytJamie Wooten and Marc CherryJanuary 4, 1992 (1992-01-04)
Sophia develops feelings for, Marvin, a man she met through a personal ad, but is annoyed that his sister, Sarah, always accompanies them. When Marvin and Sarah finally admit they are married, Sarah is dying, and they are looking for a replacement for her, she is torn is about what to do. A man claiming to be an old flame of Rose's visits, but she cannot remember him.
Guest stars: Ken Berry as Thor, Betty Garrett as Sarah; Louis Guss as Marvin.
16915"Goodbye, Mr. Gordon"Lex PassarisGail Parent and Jim VallelyJanuary 11, 1992 (1992-01-11)
Dorothy is excited when her 11th-grade English teacher, on whom she had a crush, relocates to Miami, asks her for help writing a book review and romances her. Sophia worries that he is taking advantage of Dorothy's interest, but Dorothy ignores her warnings. Rose is promoted to associate producer at the television station and upsets Rose and Dorothy when she brings them on a morning talk show, ostensibly to talk about being female roommates, but in reality the show is about lesbians.
Guest star: James T. Callahan as Malcolm Gordon; Jack Bannon as Chuck; Phil Proctor as Ron; Jana Arnold as Pat; Kent Zbornak as Kent.
Notes: Kent Zbornak was a stage manager on the show and on The Golden Palace and inspired Dorothy and Stan's last name.
17016"The Commitments"Lex PassarisTracy Gamble and Richard VaczyJanuary 25, 1992 (1992-01-25)
When Dorothy wins tickets to "Beatlemania", she gets Blanche to take her place on a blind date. Blanche falls for the man, but is heartbroken when he is reluctant to be physical with. Dorothy dates Don, Beatlemania's George Harrison impersonator, eventually convincing him to leave the show and perform his own material, with disastrous consequences.
Guest stars: Ken Howard as Jerry, Terry Kiser as Don; Biff Yeager as Bellboy.
17117"Questions and Answers"Lex PassarisDon Seigel and Jerry PerzigianFebruary 8, 1992 (1992-02-08)
Dorothy is excited when Jeopardy! comes to Miami to audition contestants and overdoes it in preparing for her own audition. The girls give Rose a rescue dog named Jake to raise her spirits and she takes him with her when she volunteers at the local hospital, eventually making an impression on an elderly couple.
Guest stars: Alex Trebek, Johnny Gilbert and Merv Griffin as themselves; David Leisure as Charley Dietz; Derek McGrath as Coordinator; Bill Erwin as Mr. Hubbard; Camila Ashland as Mrs. Hubbard; Raymond Forchion as Professor Bradley.
17218"Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan"Lex PassarisMarc SotkinFebruary 15, 1992 (1992-02-15)
Dorothy's uncle Angelo complaints of a bug infestation at the building where he lives, which is owned by Dorothy and Stan. Needing a good news story for sweeps week, Rose produces a piece on the apartment, resulting in Stan's and Dorothy's arrest as slum lords. Sophia aggravates Dorothy and Blanche when each takes her shoe shopping.
Guest Stars: Herb Edelman as Stan; Bill Dana as Angelo; Lane Davies as Peterson; Jackie Swanson as Tracy; Art Metrano as Judge; David Doty as Police Officer; Cynthia Lea Clark as Court Reporter (uncredited).
17319"Journey to the Center of Attention"Lex PassarisJamie Wooten and Marc CherryFebruary 22, 1992 (1992-02-22)
Blanche takes a lonely Dorothy down to the Rusty Anchor, Blanche's favorite hangout, and gets more than she bargained for when Dorothy's singing is a hit with all the guys. Sophia is inspired by all the beautiful comments made at a friend's wake and enlists Rose to help her organize one while she is still alive, with disastrous consequences for Sophia's friends.
Guest Stars: Jane Dulo as Myrtle; Ann Nelson as Eva; Don Mirault as Piano Player; Warren Munson as Frank; Kevin Brief as Roger; Gregory White as Bartender.
Notes: Don Mirault appears as the Flight Instructor in the season 6 episode The Bloom is Off the Rose.
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"A Midwinter Night's Dream"Lex PassarisKevin Abbott (Part 1)
Tom Whedon (Part 2)
February 29, 1992 (1992-02-29)

Blanche throws a men only Moonlight Madness party to celebrate a full moon on Leap Day, and is devastated when Dorothy gets all the attention. She is further upset when she does meet a man, but he steals her valuable necklace. Rose proposes to Miles after winning a free honeymoon to Paris, France, but Miles worries they are rushing things, especially after he and Dorothy share a passionate unplanned kiss. Sophia works to undo a curse put on Dorothy by helping a holy man, kissing a fool, and revealing a loved-one's betrayal.
Guest Stars: Harold Gould as Miles; Hank Brandt as Brent; Marius Weyers as Derek; Neal Lerner as Rabbi; Dinah Manoff as Carol Weston; Doug Ballard as Policeman; Tony Segreto as Himself; Kristy McNichol as Barbara Weston; Bear the Dog as Dreyfuss (uncredited).

Note: One-hour episode.
17622"Rose: Portrait of a Woman"Lex PassarisRobert SpinaMarch 7, 1992 (1992-03-07)
Rose is humiliated when she takes Blanch'es advice and gives Miles a naughty picture of herself. Dorothy reconnects with a former student, who offers her an initially exciting new job.
Guest Stars:Harold Gould as Miles; Tom Villard as Randy; Keone Young as Mr. Tanaka; Angelo Tiffe as Harry; Gloria Dorson as Lillian; Glen Vernon as Charles; Dylan Lawrence as Student; Robert Yacko as Don; Carol Spillman as Teacher (uncredited).
Notes: Tom Villard appears in the season 2 episode Vacation. Keone Young appears in the season 5 episode Sick and Tired: Part 2.
17723"Home Again, Rose: Part 1"Peter D. BeytGail ParentApril 25, 1992 (1992-04-25)
Blanche convinces the girls to crash a local high school reunion, where Rose suffers a heart attack.
Guest Stars: Jessica Lundy as Janet; Lou Wagner as Larry; Rudolph Willrich as Pete; Paul Solomon as Man; Mario Roccuzzo as Man #1; Kevin Cooney as Man #2; David Cromwell as Man #3; Robin Faye Bookland as Sarah; Linden Chiles as Dr. Thompson; Audree Chapman as Nurse.
17824"Home Again, Rose: Part 2"Peter D. BeytJim VallelyMay 2, 1992 (1992-05-02)
As Rose undergoes triple bypass surgery, Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia grapple with the possibility of losing her. Meanwhile, Rose's daughter Kirsten arrives and expresses her disapproval of her mother's living arrangements.
Guest star: Lee Garlington as Kirsten; Jessica Lundy as Janet; Paul Collins as Dr. Shrewsbury; Robin Faye Bookland as Sarah; Audree Chapman as Nurse.
Notes: Paul Collins appears in the season 5 episode The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present.
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"One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest"Lex PassarisDon Seigel and Jerry Perzigian (Part 1)
Mitchell Hurwitz (Part 2)
May 9, 1992 (1992-05-09)
When Blanche's Uncle Lucas visits, Blanche sets him up on a date with Dorothy and when they discover that neither is interested in the other, contrary to what Blanche led them to believe, they decide to get revenge by convincing Blanche they have fallen in love and plan to marry. Eventually, they fall in love for real, Lucas proposes, and Dorothy accepts, resulting in her moving out of the house permanently. Rose struggles with whether to stay in the house or to move in with her daughter and Stan makes one last gesture to show his love for Dorothy.
Guest stars: Leslie Nielsen as Lucas; Herb Edelman as Stan; Earl Boen as Reverend.
Notes: "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest" won an Emmy for Outstanding Technical Direction/Camera/Video for a Series. Earl Boen appears in season 6 episode Ebbtide's Revenge and in an episode of The Golden Palace, both as a priest.

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