Third Rock from the Sun (song)

An elaborate story begins in a small town with a woman entering a local bar “one hip at a time” (suggesting her attractiveness); an initially unidentified married man decides to make advances on her and phones his wife at home to inform her that he is (falsely) working late. Instantly suspecting that he is cheating on her, the jilted wife phones her sister to ask for emotional support. The sister’s boyfriend then departs to a nearby convenience store for some alcoholic beverages, but leaves his vehicle running while making his purchases. This, in turn, leads to several teenagers stealing his car and going on a joyride that culminates in a spectacular crash that causes a power outage to the entire town and appears to an observing waitress to be a UFO. The story comes full circle when town officials cannot locate the police chief — who is revealed to be the man at the bar whose attempted adultery triggered the chain of events in the first place.

The moral of the story is that, as stated in the chorus, "when (Earth is) spinning 'round, things come undone/Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun."

The radio version omits the vocoded "Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun" intro and outro with police sirens.

Deborah Evans Price of Billboard magazine reviewed the song unfavorably, saying that the title is ripped off from Jimi Hendrix (Third Stone from the Sun) and the "twisted plot falls somewhere between "Smokey and the Bandit" and Back to the Future." She goes on to say that the song "somehow manages to obscure even Diffie's world-class voice in a confusing avalanche of lyrics."[1] Jim Ridley of New Country magazine described the song with favor, saying that the song was "the funniest and most jaw-dropping string of calamaties...since Bo Diddley bungled his way through 'Cops and Robbers'."[2]

The music video was directed by Roger Pistole and premiered in mid-1994, which uses the album version of the song. It starts and ends with a static slideshow of the Earth's formation with the vocoded intro of the main line of the chorus (it is used again at the end of the song, with police sirens). It then shows Diffie performing with his band in a pub, and by himself on top of a huge globe in a field, while scenes relating to the song's storyline take place.

"Third Rock from the Sun" debuted at number 53 on the U.S. Billboard Hot Country Singles & Tracks for the week of July 16, 1994.

• American country music parody artist Cledus T. Judd released a parody of "Third Rock From the Sun" titled "Third Rock From Her Thumb" on his 1998 album "Did I Shave My Back For This?".