A Light in the Attic

Attempts have been made to ban the book from some libraries, parents claiming that the poem "How Not To Have To Dry The Dishes" encourages messiness and disobedience.[1] The poem "Little Abigail and the Beautiful Pony" led to more criticism for describing the death of a girl after her parents refuse to buy her a pony. This led the book to be banned by the Fruitland Park Elementary School in Lake County, Florida.[2] The decision, however, was later reversed by an advisory committee of parents and teachers.[3] Other complaints included the mention of supernatural themes, including demons, devils, and ghosts.[3]

1. A Light in the Attic
2. How Many, How Much
3. Moon-Catchin' Net
4. Hammock
5. How Not to Have to Dry the Dishes - Shel tells someone how to get out of having to dry dishes.
6. Stop Thief! - A man goes to a policeman for help when his knees are stolen, and is immobilized as a result.
7. The Sitter - The delusional Mrs. McTwitter thinks that babysitting means literally sitting on a baby.
8. Prayer of the Selfish Child
9. What Did? - Shel tells two different jokes of his own, but soon stops after he gets to a teapot and a piece of chalk, stating "Teapots can't talk!".
10. Shaking - Young Geraldine is scolded for shaking a cow to try and make a milkshake.
11. Signals - Shel tells the readers what different signals mean on a traffic light, but soon asks about a ridiculous color.
12. Picture Puzzle Piece
13. Put Something In
14. Monsters I've Met - A man meets several monsters, but they are not there to do their usual businesses.
15. Rock 'n' Roll Band
16. Something Missing - A man gets ready for a dance, but feels he forgot something (his pants) .
17. Memorizin' Mo
18. Somebody Has to
19. Reflection - A boy wading in a pool stares at his reflection, and wonders if he is upside-down in its own world.
20. Fancy Dive - The fanciest dive ever performed is spoken of; it was performed by a woman named Melissa, who dove off of a diving board, and performed several impressive tricks, but soon realized the pool was empty.
21. Here Comes - Shel heralds the return of summer, but spends so much time doing so that it soon becomes autumn.
22. The Dragon of Grindly Grun - A dragon tells how he breathes fire on any knight who tries to slay him, but unintentionally burns beautiful maidens too.
23. Blame - Shel writes a book, but a goat takes a bite out of it, and requests not to be blamed for the replacement book that he claims isn't as good as the one eaten by the goat.
24. Messy Room - Shel complains about a very messy bedroom, but soon realizes it is his.
25. Never - Shel talks about things has never done, only to get depressed by the thought.
26. Day After Halloween
27. Wavy Hair - A man thinks he has wavy hair, only to find it was his head that was wavy.
28. Longmobile
29. Backward Bill - Shel describes a man who does everything the opposite way.
30. Mr. Smeds and Mr. Spats - Mr. Spats, a man who wears 21 hats on his head, buys another one from Mr. Smeds, a man with 21 heads.
31. Snake Problem - A boy asks the readers what to do when a snake spells "I love you" in its coils.
32. Bear in There - A polar bear sits in a refrigerator because he enjoys how cold it is.
33. Superstitious
34. The Pirate - Shel talks about a nasty pirate named Claude, and asks to sit next to him for dinner.
35. Hurk - Shel says he'd rather play sports than visit the dentist or doctor, and claims he'd partake in something called "hurk" rather than going to work, but soon wonders what it is himself, deducing it must be better than work.
36. Anchored - Some in a boat are stuck because their anchor is too big, and they can't bring it onboard, as the weight will make them sink.
37. Unscratchable Itch
38. Squishy Touch - A girl talks about how everything she touches turns to raspberry gelatin.
39. Important? - A lowercase a boasts about how certain things wouldn't exist without it to a capital G, but the big letter argues otherwise.
40. Thumb Face - Shel talks about a face on his thumb that mocks him for everything he tries to do.
41. Eight Balloons - Eight balloons go off on their own and the first seven get popped, while the eighth just deflates.
42. Ations - Shel plays with words that end in "-ation".
43. Musical Career - A little girl tries to play a piano, but her fingers are too short for the keys, and her legs are too short for the pedals. By the time she is tall enough for both, she decides she longer wants to play anymore.
44. Anteater - Shel buys an anteater from a pet store, but it eats his "aunt" instead, angering his uncle.
45. Buckin' Bronco
46. Snap! - A woman opens her umbrella in case of rain, but soon gets stuck in it.
47. Overdues - An old man is in a quandary over whether to return a library book that is 42 years past its return date, as he cannot afford the overdue fine (library fines are $0.25/day, so he would have to pay up to $3,832.50).
48. Wild Strawberries
49. How to Make a Swing With No Rope or Board or Nails - Shel tells the readers how to build a swing without using any of the usual materials.
50. Gumeye Ball - Shel comes across an eyeball staring at him from a gumball machine, and soon decides he's had enough for one day.
51. Hot Dog - A boy has a hot dog for a pet, because his parents won't let him have an actual dog.
52. Adventures of a Frisbee - A frisbee sails off and tries to be various things, but after several misfires, goes home to be itself again.
53. Come Skating - A girl is invited to come ice skating, but wears roller skates instead and ends up falling through the ice.
54. The Meehoo with an Exactlywatt - In an Abbott and Costello-like exchange, a "Meehoo" tries to sell an "Exactlywatt" to someone, but eventually gets told off.
55. Cloony the Clown - Shel tells the story of a mediocre circus clown who one day decides to employ gloomier tactics, only to end up being unintentionally funny.
56. Tryin' On Clothes - A girl tries on different clothes, but doesn't like how they fit, so she decides to strip bare.
57. Shapes - A square is impaled by a triangle, but a circle wheels him to a hospital.
58. Tired
59. Prehistoric - Shel's explanation of evolution.
60. My Guitar - Shel expresses his desire for a guitar that plays itself.
61. Spelling Bee - A bee stings a message in a man's behind.
62. Always Sprinkle Pepper - Shel advises children to sprinkle pepper in their hair in case they get kidnapped and sold to a witch for her dinner.
63. Peckin' - Shel finds a woodpecker pecking on a fake tree, and it tells him how things have changed.
64. It's Hot! - A man complains of a heat wave, and tries everything from stripping down to even his bones, but nothing works.
65. Turtle - Shel talks about a turtle who does not move (it turns out to be made of wood).
66. Crowded Tub - Shel is crammed in a bathtub full of people and is sure he washed someone else's rear end.
67. Channels - Shel talks to a child about different channels on TV, but in the end, asks if he/she would like to talk instead.
68. Hippo's Hope - A hippo makes wings, hoping to fly. This poem has three endings: he either succeeds, falls and dies, or just gives up and goes home (the first two can be interpreted as expectations and reality, and the third, what he ultimately decides to do).
69. Whatif - Shel has a nightmare where some "whatifs" crawl into his ear, and makes him worry about things, some more ridiculous than others.
70. Sour Face Ann - Shel talks about a melancholy woman named Ann who first complained of not having a fur coat, but now does so of having fleas.
71. The Climbers - A man thinks he is climbing a mountain, but is actually walking across the face of a sleeping giant.
72. Rockabye - Shel's version of Rock-a-Bye Baby.
73. The Little Boy and the Old Man
74. Surprise!
75. Ticklish Tom - An extremely ticklish boy is tickled by other people, until he rolls onto a railroad track. The poem ends there, so we never find out what happened to him, although it is stated that "Tom ain't ticklish anymore".
76. The Nailbiter - A man talks about his nail-biting habit, but assures the readers he has never scratched anyone.
77. The Fly Is In
78. Strange Wind - A man is caught in a fierce gale that blows away his head instead of his hat.
79. One Two - Shel tries to recite "One-Two, buckle my shoe", but is interrupted by an off-screen voice.
80. Tusk, Tusk - A walrus gets braces fitted on his tusks, but they get in the way of his meals.
81. Captain Blackbeard Did What? - Captain Blackbeard's crew is an uproar because he has shaved off his beard, and he is not the pirate he was.
82. Magic Carpet
83. Outside or Underneath?
84. It's All the Same to the Clam - Shel explains that while the world may change, a clam doesn't see it that way.
85. Hula Eel - Shel explains how much fun an eel can be as a pet...until it ends up constricting the person he's talking to.
86. Bored - A boy complains that he can't afford any kind of board except a useless plank of wood.
87. Standing Is Stupid - Shel complains about different ways to move, and decides to go lie in bed.
88. Who Ordered the Broiled Face? - A broiled disembodied face is served to someone, but is confused when they wanted it fried instead.
89. The Man in the Iron Pail Mask - Shel describes someone who is fearless and wears an iron pail as a mask, but it is really a little child.
90. Gooloo - Shel describes a legless bird who is forced to fly forever, and cannot land to rest or lay eggs.
91. Headache - A man complains about a tree growing out of his head, but is better in spring when it grows leaves.
92. Quick Trip - Some kids get eaten by a monster that spits them back out on the street in no time at all (this poem is four pages long).
93. Little Abigail and the Beautiful Pony - Shel tells a cautionary tale about a spoiled girl who asks her parents to buy her a pony, but they refuse, and her obsession with it kills her.
94. Hiccup Cure - Shel tries to cure a person's hiccups, but it doesn't work.
95. The Painter - A man describes his job, which is giving animals their distinctive colors.
96. Nobody - A boy has an imaginary friend who supposedly treats him well, but one day wakes up to find "Nobody" has disappeared.
97. Zebra Question - A boy asks a zebra a question, but he counters with some ridiculous questions of his own.
98. The Sword-Swallower - Shel tells about a sword-swallower named Salomar, but is soon so disgusted by it that he decides to have bread and jam instead.
99. Arrows - A boy shoots an arrow in the air, but it hits a cloud and kills it.
100. The Toad and the Kangaroo - A toad falls in love with a kangaroo, but they split up over what to name their baby if they had one.
101. Play Ball - Shel gets together some people for a baseball team, but soon decides to use the reader for a ball when all the positions are filled.
102. Friendship - Shel tells the readers how to be friends with him: to do what he tells them.
103. Poemsicle - Shel adds "-sicle" to various words, but soon ends up adding it to every word he says.
104. Senses - The five senses are all together, but when an ear comes in to listen what the mouth is saying, it stops talking.
105. Hinges - Shel explains sin would not exist if people's heads had hinges for removing it.
106. Fear - A boy who is afraid of drowning eventually does so when his fearful tears fill up his bedroom.
107. Twistable Turnable Man - Shel describes a little man who can be folded up and curled to fit anywhere.
108. Batty - A bat yells for someone to turn out the light.
109. Union for Children's Rights - Some children get together to protest the unfairness of the world - demanding such things as higher allowances, no more Brussels sprouts, and seventeen summer vacations per year.
110. Hitting
111. Deaf Donald - A deaf boy meets a girl but can only sign "I love you".
112. Have Fun
113. Dog's Day - A dog has a birthday, but is disappointed when all he gets is a plate of dog food with a candle in it.
114. Skin Stealer - A man takes his skin and head off before he goes to bed, but a "coo-coo" steals them and frames the man for things he wouldn't normally do.
115. Ladies First
116. Frozen Dream
117. The Lost Cat - A family wonders where their pet cat has gone, unaware that she is hiding under a hat.
118. God's Wheel
119. Shadow Race
120. Clarence - Young Clarence, obsessed with mail orders for products seen on TV, and soon orders brand-new parents.
121. Rhino Pen
122. Push Button
123. Kidnapped! - A girl gets kidnapped, and held for ransom, which is why she says she is late for school.
124. Suspense - Two children talk about their grandfather, who sends them a souvenir pet from everywhere he goes, the latest one coming from India (and judging from the illustration, is now an elephant).
125. Dinner Guest - A flying monster visits Shel for dinner, so he decides to hide somewhere.
126. In Search of Cinderella - The prince from Cinderella talks about his search for the eponymous girl, despite his dislike for bare feet.
127. Almost Perfect
128. Pie Problem
129. The Oak and the Rose
130. They've Put a Brassiere on the Camel
131. This Bridge

Winner of the 1984 William Allen White Children's Book Award.