Recurring Saturday Night Live characters and sketches introduced 2004–05

The following is a list of recurring Saturday Night Live characters and sketches introduced between October 2, 2004, and May 21, 2005, the thirtieth season of SNL.

Bear City

This series of very short films by longtime SNL writer T. Sean Shannon was about a town abandoned by humans after a meteor strike but then quickly repopulated by bears, who had rapidly evolved due to some strange chemical property of the meteor. City life continued as normal, only with bears in the place of humans. The introduction to each film, explaining the origins of Bear City, used a pre-recorded narration by Fred Willard.

Appearances
Season Episode Host Notes
30October 23, 2004Jude LawBear drivers in an automobile collision.
30December 18, 2004Robert De NiroChristian bears accidentally sing Christmas carols to a Jewish family. This short was cut from the December 11, 2004, episode, after dress rehearsal.
30February 5, 2005Paris Hilton"Buying a Pack of Smokes." A bear buys cigarettes at a gas station, after arguing with the panda bear employee about the brand. This short was cut after dress rehearsal from the episodes that aired October 30, 2004; November 13, 2004; November 20, 2004; and December 11, 2004.
30March 12, 2005David SpadeA physically able bear uses the handicapped restroom, but is confronted by a bear in a wheelchair. This short was cut after dress rehearsal from the episodes that aired December 11, 2004; January 15, 2005; January 22, 2005; February 12, 2005; and February 19, 2005.
30May 7, 2005Johnny Knoxville"Barstool Blues." A bear's wife calls her husband at a bar and demands he come home.
30May 21, 2005Lindsay Lohan"Mom's Going Shopping." When a mother bear realizes she's forgotten her shopping list and returns home, she's startled to find her teenage son watching bear pornography.

A short about a bear working in a video rental store was cut from episodes that aired November 13, 2004, and April 16, 2005. A short where a teenage boy bear's friends embarrass him in front of a girl bear was cut from the November 20, 2004, episode. A short about a bear putting up Christmas lights was cut from the December 11, 2004, episode. A short about a bear hailing a taxi cab was cut from episodes that aired March 19, 2005, and May 7, 2005. A short about a group of bears chasing the Easter Bunny was cut from the March 19, 2005, episode. A short about a bear going shopping was cut from the April 9, 2005, episode. A short about bears riding in an elevator was cut from the May 14, 2005, episode.

Carol!

Horatio Sanz plays a loud, gluttonous, vulgar, and generally obnoxious woman. Following the character's first appearance in a sketch about a key party, each successive sketch features Carol winning the attentions of a handsome and cultured gentleman played by that week's host. The sketch ends with Carol and the gentleman adjourning to some very unsavory location (such as a port-o-let or dumpster) to have sex.

In each installment of the sketch, except the first ("Key Party"), Carol attempts to order a fast-food chain's signature beverage while not at that chain, (for example, in one sketch she attempts to order a "Shamrock Shake" when she's not at a McDonald's nor is it near St. Patrick's Day). Being informed the establishment can't provide that beverage, she orders an obscure high-alcohol cocktail instead, which the establishment is able to provide.

Theme song: "And then there's Carol! And then there's Carol! Sassy, slutty, sexy, skanky, right on Carol!"

Appearances
Season Episode Host Notes
30December 11, 2004Colin FarrellCarol and her husband Owen (Farrell) attend a key party hosted by Kathy (Amy Poehler) and Ted (Seth Meyers). Owen is reluctant to share Carol with others, but she's so eager that she turns the party into an orgy. A sequel to this sketch, with Meyers reprising his role as Ted, appeared in the dress rehearsal for the season 44 episode which Meyers hosted, but it was cut from the final show.[1] Sanz did not appear in the sketch.
31October 29, 2005Lance ArmstrongAmanda (Poehler) and Jim (Jason Sudeikis) set up their friend Dylan (Armstrong) with their friend Carol at Amanda and Jim's home. This sketch appeared in the dress rehearsal for the October 1, 2005, episode, but was cut from the final show.
31December 10, 2005Alec BaldwinAmanda and Jim set up their friend Doug (Baldwin) on a blind date with Carol at a bowling alley. This sketch appeared in the dress rehearsal for the December 3, 2005, episode, but was cut from the final show.
31January 21, 2006Peter SarsgaardAmanda and Jim bring Carol to the opening of Efrem's (Sarsgaard) new art gallery.
31May 20, 2006Kevin SpaceyAmanda and Jim are having dinner with Jim's divorced father Jerry (Spacey) when they run into Carol.

Phoebe and her Giant Pets

Phoebe (Rachel Dratch) invites her date (played by that week's host) to her apartment, where he's tormented by her gigantic anthropomorphic pet (Fred Armisen).

Appearances
Season Episode Host Notes
30November 13, 2004Liam NeesonPhoebe introduces Ronnie (Neeson) to her African parrot, Jasper.
30January 22, 2005Paul GiamattiPhoebe introduces her date (Giamatti) to her giant cat, Franklin.

A sketch in which Phoebe and her parrot, Jasper, invite her date and his giant pigeon (played by Maya Rudolph) over for lunch appeared in the dress rehearsals for the April 16, 2005, episode hosted by Tom Brady, and the May 7, 2005, episode hosted by Johnny Knoxville, but was cut before the final show both times.

Nuni and Nuni Schoener, Art Dealers

Fred Armisen and Maya Rudolph play a pair of married European art dealers whose bizarre interior decorating schemes (such as a chair made entirely out of toast) result in bewilderment for their American guest. Each sketch featured massive confusion over the very subtle difference in pronunciation of their identical-sounding names (in one sketch, the female "Nuni" explains that while pronouncing her name, and not while pronouncing her husband's, "you have to squeeze your butt cheeks") and the Schoeners' inability to pronounce simple American names such as Pam or Jeff.

Season Episode Host Notes
30January 15, 2005Topher GraceBrian (Grace) and Pam (Rachel Dratch) visit the Schoeners.
30March 12, 2005David SpadeA couple (Spade and Dratch) visit the Schoeners. Chris Parnell appears as the Schoeners' servant, Tato.
30May 14, 2005Will FerrellThe Schoeners' downstairs neighbors Greg (Seth Meyers) and Susan (Dratch) come upstairs to investigate a leak and meet the Schoeners, including their son Nuni (Ferrell) and Tato.
31March 4, 2006Natalie PortmanThe Schoeners' daughter Nuni (Portman) brings her college boyfriend Jeff (Sudeikis) home to meet her parents and Tato.
32February 24, 2007Rainn WilsonArchitectural Digest writers Rob (Wilson) and Kay (Kristen Wiig) come over to do a piece about the Schoeners' home; Little Joe (Andy Samberg) appears and offers everyone cotton candy.

A sketch featuring the Schoeners appeared in the dress rehearsal for the December 9, 2006, episode hosted by Annette Bening, but was cut from the final show.

The Lundford Twins Feel Good Variety Hour

This sketch featured regular cast member Fred Armisen as Henry Quincy Lundford, along with that week's SNL host, as the hosts of a 70s-era, Smothers Brothers-esque variety show. It featured Amy Poehler as Dorothy Winckler, an actress who herself was playing a character named Granny, whose catchphrase was "Aw, nuts!", accompanied by a zoom to her face; Maya Rudolph as a female-empowerment singer who sang about being pregnant and not needing a man; Kenan Thompson as a Barry White-esque, "King of the Sob Songs" singer, whose song was "Amanda"; and a skit set to 1920s-style upright piano music that featured two flappers, Charlie Chaplin, and a man cranking an old Model-T Ford.

Appearances
Season Episode Host Notes
30January 22, 2005Paul Giamatti
31October 1, 2005Steve Carell

An installment of this sketch appeared in the dress rehearsal for the May 14, 2005, episode, hosted by Will Ferrell, but was cut before the final show.

Gays in Space

Synopsis

A TV show about a fabulous gay spaceship crew: Thad (Chris Parnell), Billiam (Fred Armisen), and Kevindy (Kenan Thompson), led by their fearless captain (portrayed by that week's host). They occasionally meet up with another ship captained by the butch Loretta (Rachel Dratch) and crewed by Tina Fey and Paula Pell.

In the sketch's first two appearances, Maya Rudolph introduces the show and sings the closing theme song, while dressed in a silver go-go outfit; in the third appearance, this is done by Will Forte in a silver two-piece suit and turtleneck, as Rudolph was on maternity leave at the time. Gays in Space is originally shown to be a program on the Trio network; while later, the broadcasting network is shown to be Logo.

Reception

In 2008, Logo's entertainment website AfterElton.com (now known as TheBacklot.com) criticized Gays in Space, among other SNL sketches, for consistently perpetuating stereotypical characterizations of the LGBT community, describing the portrayal as "a limp-wristed gay space crew, wearing silver uniforms and short-shorts, mak[ing] lewd sexual references and catty comments while sipping cocktails."[2]

Season Episode Host Notes
30February 12, 2005Jason BatemanBateman plays Captain Reggie. Loretta proposes that the two crews join together to procreate in order to save the dwindling human population.
30March 19, 2005Ashton KutcherKutcher plays Captain Timothy. The spacemen crash land on a strange planet, where they're met by the native species, Alpha Hunktori (Seth Meyers and Rob Riggle), who resemble burly construction workers.
31January 21, 2006Peter SarsgaardSarsgaard plays Captain Trip Bunchkin. The crew visits a space bar, where they have an altercation with Loretta and her crew before running into Trip's ex-boyfriend (Finesse Mitchell).

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