Robot Chicken (season 2)

Robot Chicken gets un-canceled! Learn tips for fighting terrorism! Mexico builds its greatest hero in "The Six Million Peso Man." Skater McGee is a re-animated corpse; an extreme re-animated corpse! Two aliens from Space Invaders revolt. A nerd polishes a unicorn's magic horn. And it's Mr. & Mrs. Smith, '70s style in "Mr. & Mrs. Brady"! Space Ghost, Master Shake, and Peter Griffin come in.
Skits: "Renewal of Robot Chicken by Adult Swim", "Video Joy Stick", "Homeland Security Video", "Hangman Serial Killer", "Potato Whore", "The Six Million Peso Man", "He Who is Without Sin", "Two Scoops", "Skater McGee", "Space Invaders Revenge", "TARDIS Show and Tell", "Creature at the Bar", "Nerds and Unicorns", "Battling Pro Wrestlers", "Mr. and Mrs. Brady", "Coming This Season"

A time-traveler wreaks havoc on history in "Dicks with Time Machines", but after he ends World War II by humiliating Adolf Hitler during a speech, the title changes to "Heroes with Time Machines". Lion-O, leader of the ThunderCats, is adopted as a little girl's pet. Clifford the Big Red Dog gets in big red trouble. Evel Knievel wows his nursing home. The Swedish Chef "borks" his way through New York City. Corey Haim and Corey Feldman reunite to rescue the President's daughters.
Skits: "Naked Dancer", "Dicks with Time Machines", "Lion-O Gets Adopted", "Because She Was a Bitch", "Make the Carpet Match the Drapes", "Education Motivation", "Clifford the REALLY Big Red Dog", "Evel Knievel's Greatest Stunt Ever", "Swedish Chef's Jaunt", "Gulliver's Kinky Travels", "Heroes with Time Machines", "Nerf Stairs", "Corey & Corey Save the World"

Fred and Barney brawl over a box of Fruity Pebbles. Kids have fun with the Phyllis Diller Spray-n-Play. An Egyptian pharaoh builds a pyramid out of Lego, with some "minor" design changes. Superspy Sydney Bristow gets aquatic in '"Whalias". Anime and Santa collide in "A Very Dragon Ball Z Christmas".
Skits: "Barney Love", "Zorro Sword Fight", "Cereal Killer", "There Are No R's", "Phyllis Diller Spray-n-Play", "Wowsers", "Egyptian Lego", "Ron Jeremy's Butter", "Whalias", "Damned Kids", "A Very Dragon Ball Z Christmas", "Bad Dog"

A Cuban youth plays Castro in "Dance Dance Counter-Revolution." Dirk the Daring from the video game Dragon's Lair fights middle age. Mr. Six, the old dancing guy from the Six Flags commercials saves, and ruins, the day. Lindsay Lohan enters the world of Highlander and battles (and decapitates) teen starlet foes, such as Amanda Bynes and Hilary Duff.
Skits: "Corporate See-Saw", "Hungry Homeless Hippo", "Dance Dance Counter-Revolution", "Godzilla Toy", "Vampire Chase", "I Dream of Jeannie Revenge", "Satan Thanks", "Dragon's Lair: The Middle Ages", "Best Friends Forever?", "This Show Is So Clever", "Mr. Six Pays a Visit", "Powerpuff Stem Cell Research", "There Can Be Only One Lohan"

People of all ages (including actor Bruce Campbell) love the new toy, "Morning Wood!" A man's groin is possessed in "Idle Nuts". Live in fear when a giant midget attacks! A cleaning woman finds the Batcave the hard way. Atreyu and Falkor kick off a Neverending Party! An Omaha evening news broadcast spins out of control, with Paris Hilton as a weather reporter, and traffic copters anxiously watching a car, parodying Spy Hunter!
Skits: "Vampire Office Workers", "Trio of Toasts", "Morning Wood", "Idle Nuts", "Attack of the Giant Midget", "Djinni Mermaid", "Batcave Discovery", "The Neverending Party", "Omaha's Number 1 News Team"

Twinkie the Kid dispenses justice and lead! Popular board games from Chutes and Ladders to Hungry Hungry Hippos get turned into action-packed feature films. Meet Skeletor's dentist, Mo-Larr! Emperor Palpatine gets a collect call from Darth Vader. Mortal Kombat's Johnny Cage has a bad day on the job. An enraged Ted Turner transforms into his alter-ego, Captain Planet!
Skits: "Twinkie the Kid Showdown", "Paper Cut", "Board Game Movies", "Humping Robot Callback", "Alien Abduction Reversal", "Mo-Larr: Eternian Dentist", "Meat Machine", "The Emperor's Phone Call", "Ent Pleasurer", "Mortal Kombat Physical Therapy", "Humping Robot Redux", "Snoopy's Back Problem", "Captain Planet", "Best Robot Chicken Ever"

The Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles rock the nursing home! Rick Schroder is fighting crime in style in his new hit series "Rick Shaw". Order your movie tickets from Fan-Dingo, the paper bags want you to. The cast of Final Fantasy VII get jobs at a burger chain, and Sephiroth makes Cloud work overtime. The Booger Man makes a mess. Bugs Bunny goes hip-hop in "8 Carrot" (along with Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck, and Dr. Dre).
Skits: "Alien Privacy", "Mime Car Accident", "Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles", "Dunst Rejection", "Dogs Playing Poker", "Rick Shaw", "Fan-Dingo", "Scott Norwood Can't Kick", "Robot Gag Gift", "Final Fantasy Burger Chain", "Rowdy Roddy Piper", "The Booger Man", "Sensitive Speak & Spell", "Abrupt Time Traveler", "8 Carrot"

"Cuddles," the fabric softener bear gets the wrong kind of hug. Corporate disputes get solved hand-to-hand in "Office Kombat." Monkeys explore outer space on a budget. George W. Bush discovers he has Jedi powers. And we're back with more of those stupendous bloopers, including auditions tapes from MTV's Jackass!
Skits: "Noisy Werewolf", "Incompetent Airport Security", "Cuddles Fabric Softener", "I Don't Want Your Sandwich", "Office Kombat", "Monkeys in Outer Space", "Mummy Tee Pee", "Do the Dew!", "Jedi Bush", "Verne Needs a Hand", "Bloopers! Three"

Care Bears care a lot...about ethnic cleansing. See the action-packed story of Heimlich and his quest to unblock your windpipe in "Heimlich Begins." A young soccer player named Ricky faces life's obstacles. Harry Potter uses magic to fight the evil monster, Pubertus! Rated TV-MA.
Skits: "I Hate This Game", "Care Bear Genocide", "Spy vs. Spy", "Do You Get It?", "Pick-Up Line Transposition", "Heimlich Begins", "Wax Cylinder Scratching", "Poor, Poor Ricky", "Out of Ice Cream", "Hamburger Deal", "Harry Potter vs. Pubertus"

Guest stars: Emma Caulfield, Melanie Griffith, Jimmy Kimmel, Ricky Schroder

Robot Chicken whores itself out to corporate America. The Fantanas visit the Middle East peace Process. E.T. finally returns home and interacts with his peers. The secret life of jack-o'-lanterns are finally revealed. A child's spaceship spells bad news for Dad. The mythical Pegasus meets a demented little girl. Skynet goes online, turning Inspector Gadget into an unstoppable killing machine!
Skits: "Robot Chicken Sells Out", "The Fantanas", "Prison Headache", "E.T. Returns Home", "The Secret Life of Jack-O'Lanterns", "Three Hundred Copies", "The Best Spaceship Ever", "The Poison Cookie", "Pegasus Abuse", "Would You Like Fries with That?", "Go Go Gadget Killing Machine"

Meet Cork, America's first mentally-challenged crime sleuth! The legendary Krakken sea monster learns freedom isn't all it's "krak-ed" up to be. "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Weasel Stomping Day" gets a Robot Chicken music video treatment! The wishes of children come true, with dire results. The crew of the Starship Enterprise faces their gravest foe yet - themselves!
Skits: "I Found Dad", "More Don't Ask Than Ever Before", "Bod by Zod", "There's No Place Like Home", "Cork", "The Krakken Is Free", "No Brakes", "Weasel Stomping Day", "A Couple of Silver Spoons", "Wishes Come True", "Wanna Play Doctor?", "Redshirt Revenge"

A kid gets a used-car surprise: a Tron light-cycle! Young Indiana Jones finds treasure in his elementary school. Rom the Spaceknight meets his ultimate nemesis! Into the Blue gets a relevant skewering. Murky and Lurky make a gruesome discovery when they try to rob Rainbow Brite. Hulk Hogan busts out of prison camp in "Hogan's Heroes." Rated TV-MA.
Skits: "Superman on Vacation", "Horton Hears a Jew!", "Forgetful Peter Pan", "Used Car Surprise", "Bomb Defusing Robot", "Rainbow Brite Breaking & Entering", "Rom Spaceknight", "How Much is That Doggie?", "Into the Blue Skewering", "Murderous William Tell", "Missing Gauze", "When Pigs Fly", "Safety Blanket", "Young Indy", "Hogan's Heroes"

The classic movie The Beastmaster takes Broadway by storm. Lance Armstrong gets revenge on France. Buck Rogers learns what his name rhymes with. The gang from Archie Comics learn that nobody cheats Death for long! Rebroadcast as "Blankets in a Pig" on May 15, 2008 with Britney Spears as Citizen Spears instead of the Archies as the final segment.
Skits: "Insensitive Dad", "Lost Knight", "Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Beastmaster", "Super President Armstrong", "A Present for You", "Just Role Playing", "Twiki's Practical Joke", "Wedding Heart Attack", "Archie's Final Destination (the removed sketch)", "Citizen Spears (the replaced sketch)"

The classic movie The Beastmaster takes Broadway by storm. Lance Armstrong gets revenge on France. Buck Rogers learns what his name rhymes with. Britney Spears as Citizen Spears as the final segment of this reedited episode.
Skits: "Insensitive Dad", "Lost Knight", "Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Beastmaster", "Super President Armstrong", "A Present for You", "Just Role Playing", "Twiki's Practical Joke", "Wedding Heart Attack", "Citizen Spears"

Lil' Hitler will win your heart! The Library of Heaven yields answers even God doesn't want you to know. The Burger King serves up some delicious B&E. Garfield and Heathcliff face off in court. A giraffe deals with the five stages of grief. The gang from Police Academy joins the X-Men. Rated TV-MA.
Skits: "Smoke Sex", "The CEO of Burger King", "Don't Cross the Streams!", "Lil' Hitler", "The Book of Your Life", "Cat Court", "Five Stages of Grief", "X-Academy"

Learn the secret life of Batman villain, The Penguin! Kids will love playing with "My Stalker!" Orlando Bloomin' Onion must help his fellow passengers survive after a plane crash - with his delicious deep-fried onion hair! Jesus and the Argonauts find action and adventure, and turn the other cheek. The Micronauts climb the mountains which are big breasts. The U.S. government declares a war on Christmas.
Skits: "Bumper Car Malfunction", "Jesus and the Argonauts", "Deep Throat Mistaken Identity", "My Stalker", "Orlando Bloomin' Onion", "March of the Penguin", "Who Wants Ice Cream?", "Micronaut Mountain Climbing", "Playboymobil", "N.O.R.A.D. Shoots Down Santa"

Snow Job finds his specialized skills aren't in high demand with G.I. Joe. Thing grows up and leaves The Addams Family nest. The Memory Game challenges the brainpower of contestants, and the penalty for failure is death! The Black Stallion teaches us about race relationships. Oprah and Dr. Phil team up in the greatest buddy cop movie ever!
Skits: "Medusa's Hairdresser", "A Go Job for Snow Job", "An Apple a Day", "The Wizard of Vomit", "Thing Leaves the Family", "Fireman Stripper Pole", "Leprechaun Gold", "The Memory Game", "The Black Stallion", "Billy the Snowman", "Tough Love"

Mr. T and the Foo Fighters forge an unlikely alliance. Stretch Armstrong needs a corn syrup transplant. A guy dates his GPS navigational system. Learn the untold origin of Alvin and the Chipmunks! Roger Ebert and guest reviewer M. Night Shyamalan present upcoming feature films including Transporter 3, Happy Madison, Rudy 2, The Nightmare Before Hanukkah, and Speed 3, along with a sneak peek at Schindler's List 2: Schindler's Pissed.
Skits: "Titanic Instant Messaging", "Attempted Clown Suicide", "I Pity That Foo", "Bird Feeding", "Stretch Armstrong Transplant", "Chili Day", "Gary's Crappy Day", "Books Are Fun", "GPS Dating", "Subway Monster", "Chipmunks Origin", "A Name That Parents Should Never Give Their Children", "At the Movies"

Vince Vaughn presents his new hit show, "Vince Vaughn Bangs Your Mom." Meet Casper's brother, "Jasper, the Douchebag Ghost." Ninjas compete in a game show. A nerd gives us a much-needed lesson on Gobots. The cast of Sesame Street deals with a viral outbreak when Big Bird catches the bird flu. A robot learns what it means to be alive. Robot Chicken holds a telethon that goes horribly awry.
Skits: "GoBots Critiqued", "Snail Police", "Ninja Stars", "Feeding Baby", "Lobster with 'Tude", "Vince Vaughn Bangs Your Mom", "Sock Puppets", "Big Bird Flu", "A Message from the Bees", "Alive", "Santa", "Jasper, the Douchebag Ghost", "Pepsi Haters", "Natural Causes", "Robot Chicken Telethon", "Here for the Monkey"