Blame the Hero

Street thug Blame (whose real name is Sebastian Hernandez) arrives in an alternate reality where the United Kingdom has been the ruler of the world since 1865 and has since declared world peace. In a flashback to his original timeline, Blame uses a time machine to change a tattoo he got in August 3rd, 2018, when he was a kid, resulting in his arrival to the new timeline. Later, in the present, Blame and his friends are sitting in the Cornhole Cafe, and when he tells them that he traveled through time to change the tattoo on his arm, they don’t believe him. Then, two Elmer clones come in and order him to come with them. They then kill his friends when they say that he won’t. Blame is chased and then knocked unconscious by the Elmer clones.

In a flashback, the Eldest Elmer tortures Bryce by making her kill herself multiple times and then bringing her back by writing in a book that can bend time and space, as a way of getting revenge on her for cloning Elmers and harvesting their hearts. Elmer gets distracted talking to Bryce, allowing her to take the book and write in it that Elmer broke his legs. As she writes in it that she escapes, she runs out of space. An Elmer clone comes up behind her and grabs her. As they prepare to execute her once more, they receive Bobby Worst’s broadcast. Then, the Eldest Elmer decides to keep her there chained up as a last line of defense, and to release her when they need her.

In the present, the Eldest Elmer states that that time is now and that the world has ended. She asks why he needs her if they have Blame. Elmer explains that they need the most evil person to help Blame get to the Cornhole Cafe unharmed. Elmer then tells her that Bobby has returned. Hearing his name, Bryce rips her chains out of the ceiling and storms out of the room, but then requests to have the Eldest Elmer's heart in order to live. Bobby and his henchmen arrive at the underground bunker. Bryce tells him to upload his consciousness to a smartphone. Bobby and his henchmen (affected by the radiation) enter the premises, and Bobby asks about Bryce’s whereabouts. The Eldest Elmer tells him that she’s gone, revealing that he gave up his heart which causes a distraction, allowing his consciousness to be uploaded to the phone, and for Blame and Bryce to get hazmat suits and leave the premises.

On their way to the cafe, the pair encounter a "green asshole", a lesbian woman turned straight by the nuclear radiation, who has a map lodged in her rear end. She attacks them as soon as Blame grabs the map, causing Bryce to shoot her. Later, Blame notices a poster of Sam, as he’s the guy who helped him choose his tattoo. Elmer tells him that once Donna and George found happiness, Sam went down his own path. He died eating a bad egg in his sleep nine years prior to the apocalypse. Then, Bryce snatches the poster out of Blame’s hands and tells him to keep moving along. Bryce secretly reveals that she is helping Blame in order to kill Sam, as he was responsible for making her the Eldest Elmer's prisoner.

The episode starts off with a young Bobby Best writing in a journal. In a flashback, he is seen at school with his father, Coach Best. During the day, he keeps getting made fun of by his classmates and even his father. Then, a young Bryce Tankthrust sticks up for Bobby, telling them that they should be ashamed of themselves. The class apologizes, and then Bryce orders Bobby to come with him, and they leave the school premises. Bobby and Bryce spend the whole day together and fall in love.

The next day, a boy proposes to a girl to be his girlfriend with a fart machine. Being competitive, Bryce does the same thing with Bobby. She asks for a knife and rips out her heart and proposes to Bobby with it, asking him to be her boyfriend, but Bobby rejects it and pukes on it, causing her to drop it and it shatters. The whole class, including Coach Best, laugh, which causes Bryce to kill him by stabbing him with the knife. She threatens to kill her classmates’ families if they tell anyone what happened, and then runs away. Bobby yells at his classmates, and vows to make them the worst versions of themselves one day. When the police show up, they put the blame on Bobby, which lands him in jail. Bobby (now named Bobby Worst) promises to get his revenge on Bryce.

Forty years later, Bryce is now very rich. Meanwhile, in jail, Bobby Worst gets two new cellmates, who are Suck and Swallow, and they escape the prison after killing a guard who is checking in on them. In the present, Blame and Bryce arrive at the Cornhole Cafe to retrieve the time machine. As they look for it, Blame notices his friend’s body, and he says to him that he’s going to go back in time to make things right and that he loves him. Bobby and his henchmen arrive. Blame tricks Suck into shooting himself, and then Swallow rapid fires until Bobby sees Bryce. Bryce says to him that they can go back in time and fix everything, but Bobby says that he’s waited too long to kill her and pulls out a knife. Bryce orders Blame to leave. Then she grabs a gun, and she and Bobby have a stand-off. As Blame is about to use the time machine, Swallow jumps on top of him, and then Blame kills him.

After arriving in 1865, Blame attempts to find the Mingeworthies, and three days later, he takes refuge at a farm. Blame talks to the Eldest Elmer (who is still in the phone) like a video log, when a man hears him. He quickly hides the phone under a cowboy hat he finds and puts it on. When the man sees his tattoo, he quickly accepts him and invites him into his house. Blame accepts, and then the man asks about his name.

The man (whose name is Gay Seinfeld) introduces everyone to Blame (with his cover name being Kanye West). The wife introduces herself as Madam Whip and Nae Nae, which makes Blame chuckle. The Eldest Elmer tells him to keep it together. She introduces to him everyone else in the room. Blame is asked why he’s there, and he says that he is looking for the Mingeworthies. Upon mentioning them, everyone in the room hails them. The Eldest Elmer realizes that they’re too late. Blame asks how they got into power. He learns that they have already been in power for a whole month.

In a flashback, three days after the Mingeworthys' arrive in 1865, they find a bar and go inside. There, they beat up and kill the barkeeper, and meet David Edgar Herold, who plans to assassinate President Abraham Lincoln with the help of John Wilkes Booth. Lord and Lady Mingeworthy decide to help them.

On April 14, 1865, the British couple join Lincoln at the play. But, as soon as John Wilkes Booth pulls the trigger on his gun, nothing happens. Lady Mingeworthy reveals that she unloaded it, following Lord Mingeworthy to stab him, preventing the assassination of Abraham Lincoln altogether. Having saved his life, the Mingeworthies tell Lincoln about World War I and World War II, which causes him to give over the US to the British, and also orders for any time travelers from 2018 to be killed, and offers a knighthood for their head.

Following his entrance, Blame shoots and kills the British couple. Lincoln advises Blame to prevent the Mingeworthys' from gaining access to the time machine, and Blame travels forward in time to August 3rd, 2018.

Once he arrives in 2018, he accidentally crashes a lesbian wedding, and he recognizes the woman that attacked him from Bobby Worst’s apocalypse. He hits her in the neck and runs away. Blame then loses the time machine, causing it to be claimed by a talking cat, an old man, a news reporter, a scientist in a wheelchair, and finally the Mingeworthies. Blame comes up behind them demanding the time machine and holds them at knifepoint. He then grabs Lady Mingeworthy and threatens to kill her. This doesn’t faze Lord Mingeworthy, and he breaks the time machine.

Later, after Blame dealt with the Mingeworthies, the Eldest Elmer tells him that the version of him that has the time machine is soon to arrive.

Once past-Blame arrives, Blame goes to the tattoo shop to stop him from stopping himself from changing his tattoo. Then, the two Blame’s fight, and then the time machine is dropped and slides towards a younger Elmer and he picks it up. Meanwhile, the two Blame’s chase each other out of the tattoo shop. Then, Blame explains his situation to his past self. Young Elmer shows up and returns the time machine to past-Blame. Phone Elmer tells him to take it from him. Having heard him, past-Blame gives Blame the time machine, and walks away. Then, Sam comes up to Blame, asking him if needs help finding his way. Blame recognizes him as the guy who is about to choose his tattoo. Sam gets confused by the statement.

The episode begins with the nuclear siren blaring, and a news reporter interviewing people as they panic. The Eldest Elmer tells Blame that they need to get to the bunker. Once they arrive at the door, Blame holds the phone up to a camera, and Elmer says that they did everything that they are about to do and failed, and that they need a new plan, and then Blame is let in by another Elmer. Once there, a nuclear weapon goes off, and then Blame realizes that the Eldest Elmer was the villain all along.

Blame is taken to the main chamber and restrained by an Elmer clone. The Eldest Elmer explains that Blame was a pawn in a plan that he had. He explains that when the three versions of him came into his tattoo shop 15 years ago (2018), he took the time machine to find out who made it. He discovered that Adolf Hitler created the original time machine in 1943. Elmer meets Adolf Hitler and his confidants, and together, they create blueprints for a nuclear weapon designed to transform all affected by its radiation into Elmer-clones. The Eldest Elmer explains that everything was going to plan until the British couple created the timeline that caused Bobby Worst’s apocalypse. But the Eldest Elmer created the Elmer Revolution, which caused everyone to look and act like him.

The Eldest Elmer in the phone requests his body back, and the wheelchair Elmer agrees, and the Eldest Elmer transfers his consciousness into his body. Blame then kicks him in the face, and Elmer orders him to be thrown outside without protection. Blame escapes his restrains, kills the Elmer clone and shoots the Eldest Elmer, who continues to live via redirecting his consciousness to other Elmer clones. In an armory, Blame finds a copy of the time machine, and time travels back to 1942 to prevent Hitler from creating the original time machine, accidentally bringing an Elmer clone along with him.

Blame begins talking with the assassinators, American spies who have been tasked with manipulating Adolf Hitler’s trust and then killing him. Blame asks who they are. A woman tells him they go by code names until the war is over. She introduces herself as Lima Dozen, and then introduces him to Dill Flippo, the “genius prick”, Duke Tugger, the weapons expert, and Hungry Bitch, the medic.

In Berlin, the Eldest Elmer visits Hitler to warn him that they are both in danger, and that Hitler will come up with the idea for a time machine. Hitler tells him that it’s his birthday, and he’s having a party. The scene cuts to Blame and the assassins coming up with a plan to kill Hitler by infiltrating the party and poisoning the cake. But the plan backfires when Elmer notices that Duke is working with Blame via him smelling like weed, which causes Duke, Dill, and Lima to get shot. Elmer finds Blame, and begin fighting in the kitchen. Hitler arrives to join the fight (after shooting Lima), and Blame uses his time machine to spawn Abraham Lincoln. The four of them fight for the time machine.

Lincoln hits Hitler with the time machine, causing it to malfunction and they both end up in the day when Bryce proposed to Bobby. Bryce notices the book that Hitler drops his book when he hits Lincoln. Hitler reveals himself to be Bobby's grandfather and Coach Best’s father. Bobby asks for Bryce’s knife, and kills Hitler. Finding the book written by Hitler, Bobby and Bryce decide to take over the world together. With Hitler dead, Lincoln returns to 1942 and is quickly stabbed by Elmer, who was trying to stab Blame. He shoves Lincoln out of the way and stabs Elmer. As Elmer bleeds out, he shoots Blame. Lincoln remains the only one alive.