Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster is a food and comedy podcast in which guests are invited to select their dream menu by British comedians Gamble and Acaster. Off Menu was launched in December 2018 and was nominated for the 2019 British Podcast Awards in the Best Entertainment category.[1]

Premise

In the show guests are asked by Acaster's Genie Waiter if they would like "still or sparkling water" and "poppadoms or bread".[2] They then proceed to give their favourite ever starter, main course, side dish, dessert and drink, expand upon where and when they had it, and are given the opportunity to discuss the evocative memories they associate with the chosen dishes.[3][4]

Before the guest arrives Ed and James announce a secret ingredient that at least one of them does not like. If the guest mentions the ingredient they are ejected from the Dream Restaurant without getting any dinner. To date, the only guest to have been ejected from Dream Restaurant is Jayde Adams.

Episodes

Series 1

Episode Secret IngredientWaterPoppadoms or breadStarterMainSideDrinkDessert
Scroobius Pip Pomegranate seeds (mentioned)Still (tap water)Poppadoms with 4 mango chutney dipsCheesy Garlic Bread (from Pizza Hut)Medium ham pizza on a 'Meadsy' baseHalloumi fries without pomegranates (from Oli Baba's in Camden)Scroobius 2018 (flat Pepsi max with rhubarb gin)3 scoops of Ben & Jerry's: chocolate fudge brownie, peanut butter cup and a cookie one
Grace Dent FennelTaittinger ChampagnePoppadoms with standard dipsBeef shin ragu Tagliatelle (from Trulo in Islington)Chips and curry sauceString Beans (from Little Owl, in New York)Piña ColadaCupcake with chilled jasmine tea
Richard Osman CorianderStill (tap water)Warm bread with butterHam and cheese toastieChristmas dinner without vegetables (from the 1970s or 1980s)Mac and Cheese (from Berners Tavern, in Fitzrovia)Coca-Cola Zero SugarMint Viennetta
Nish Kumar (Christmas special) GoldStill (tap water)PoppadomsLamb seekh kebabs (from Owl and Pussycat pub in Leicester)Goose and Coca-Cola soaked ham Christmas dinnerRoast potatoesMalbecPeach cobbler (from Jackson + Rye, in London)
Aisling Bea ClovesStill (tap water)Sourdough bread with Kerrygold butterBreaded calamariLobster (from Burger and Lobster in London)Mashed potato"Love me good" cocktail: vermouth, rye, cherry liqueurHazelnut and pecan tart
Joel Dommett Goji berriesSparklingPeshwari naanNachos with guacamoleSausage, chips, and baked beans with cheese on top (from the school canteen at Castle School, Thornbury)sweet potato friesProtein shakeStrawberry cheesecake
Lolly Adefope LemongrassStill“nice” bread with slightly melted butterChinese platter: spring rolls, chicken satay, venison puffs (from Park Chinois in Mayfair)A bowl of Nigerian food: jollof rice and plantain or pounded yam and egusiFrench fries (from McDonald's) with garlic mayonnaisePrimitivoA novelty bar of Cadbury Dairy Milk
Tom Kerridge Quinoa“Whatever’s easiest”, convinced to then have half still and half sparklingFreshly baked bread with freshly churned salted butter (from Frantzén in Stockholm)Fresh calamari and mayonnaisefish and chips with mushy peas, gravy and curry sauceFried aubergine (from Rat Alley, Singapore)24 cans of Stella Artois and a can of diet LiltKnickerbocker glory (from Berni Inn in 1982)
Selasi Gbormittah LiquoriceStill (tap water)Peshwari naanPrawn and lobster bisquesurf and turf: rump steak, calamari, and prawns (from Blues Kitchen in Shoreditch)Fried plantain and roasted peanutsOld fashioned (made with Laphroaig)Molten chocolate cake with blackberry sauce with black pepper
Lou Sanders Poppy seedsStill, not much ice with much lemonWarm olive and tiger bread hybridBroccoli soufflé5 global tapas dishes: 1.Thai red curry with brown rice. 2. Yorkshire pudding with mashed potato, roast potato, stuffing, and gravy. 3. Buffalo cauliflower (from Paradise Palms in Edinburgh). 4. Cheese, spinach, and mushrooms with cream. 5. Fake fish tacosOkraOrange blossom Japanese teaMint chocolate chip vegan cornetto
Krishnan Guru-Murthy PhysalisSparklingFrench bread (from Ma Cuisine in Kew), Cheesey bread (from Gaucho, London), and parathaTuna and beef tataki (from Nobu in Miami)Tiger prawn curry with basmati rice and homemade yoghurtTriple-cooked chipsBollingerChocolate steamed pudding with chocolate sauce (from E & O in Notting Hill)
Josie Long Bay leavesSparklingSourdough bread with salted butter (from St. John in London)A selection of dumplings (from My Neighbours The Dumplings in Clapton)A three bird roast Christmas dinnerDevils on horsebackThe barman's choice of gin cocktailGypsy tart with squirty cream
Phil Wang Cardamon podsSparklingPoppadoms with mango chutney, onion salad, and raitaSalmon roe with betel nut leaf (from Kebaya in Penang)Wat tan horClear Chinese brothRieslingBanoffee pie
Jack McBrayer Flaked almondsStillPortuguese sweet bread beef sliderSpinach saladBarbecue chickenMashed potato, corn on the cob, collard greenssweet teaStrawberry shortcake
Sindhu Vee Sweet chilli sauceStill (room temperature)Sourdough (from Panzer’s Deli in St John’s Wood)CevicheArrabiata CapelliniDauphinoise potatoes (from Le Petit Maison, Mayfair)White Russian (from London Savoy in Covent Garden)The Godfather Sunday (from Bella Pasta)
Jamie Demetriou MarzipanSparklingPotato bread (from Pidgin in Hackney)Dill pickles (from Katz’s Deli in New York)Dandan noodles, beef roll, pork potstickers, and pea shoots (from Pine & Crane in Los Angeles)SaladYuzu ginger beer (from Jidori, Covent Garden)Tipsy cake (from Dinner by Heston in Knightsbridge)
Victoria Coren Mitchell Quail eggsStill (tap water)Warm wholemeal bread roll with raisins and butterAvocado with vinaigrettePloughmans lunch (with cheddar and stilton, no celery)Cucumber saladSalted caramel martiniRice pudding with cinnamon
Desiree Burch Raw red onionsStill with lemonTortilla chips and salsaOystersGoat tacos (from Maurepas Foods in New Orleans)Brocolli raab"Jesus H Christ" cocktail (from Maurepas Foods in New Orleans)Ice "cream" cupcake sandwich (from Seasoned Vegan in Harlem)
Gemma Cairney Whole peppercornsSparklingPoppadoms with guacamole and raitaPrawn cocktailLamb Madras with mushroom riceJalapeño poppers (from Olby's Soul Cafe' in Margate)TaittingerA mango
Rose McGowan FoamStillButter naanCaprese saladPasta with tomato, basil, and parmesanSauteed spinach with garlicOpus OneRed velvet cake

^ A pizza base invented by Scroobius Pip (real name David Meads) while working in Pizza Hut. It is a pizza base covered in cheese with another base on top.

^ Scroobius Pip should have been ejected from the restaurant for mentioning pomegranate seeds, but Ed and James allowed him to remove them from the dish as it was the very first episode.

^ Grace Dent was simply asked if she would like anything to drink, rather than “still or sparkling water”?

Series 2

Episode Secret IngredientWaterPoppadoms or breadStarterMainSideDrinkDessert
Dara Ó Briain Cottage cheeseStillBread (crispy white loaf with butter or oil, balsamic and tapenade) Creamy fish chowder in a bread bowlIndian lamb shank (from Gaylord in London)Chip shop chipsTHAT wineCitrus-y cheesecake (non baked, biscuit base) with raspberry coulis
Suzi Ruffell CelerySparklingPoppadoms with all the dipsTuna sashimi (from SexyFish)Filet steak (medium-well) with Peppercorn Steak (from Hawksmoor)Roasted broccoli w/ chiliTituss Burgess Pinot NoirNan's lemon drizzle cake
Dynamo Edible flowersStillPlain white Warburtons bread slightly toastedMeat fruit (from Dinner by Heston Blumenthal)Grandma's corned beef hash in a giant Yorkshire puddingOven baked thick chips in HP sauce and gravyBlackcurrant RibenaPlatter of Mississippi mud pie, Molten lava cake, Banoffee cheesecake (from Tesco) all covered in chocolate custard
Sian Clifford DillStill with loads of squeezed lemon, no iceHoppers with an eggGnocchi with nutmeg butterGreen curry (from Thailand trek)Coconut milk pancake (from Thailand trek)HorchataLemon tart
Loyle Carner Edible silver ballsSparkling Poppadoms with traditional dips but no lime pickle Crispy squid with lemon juice Tuna steak on lentils with spaghetti aglio e olio Greens Kona Big Wave Cheesecake with candied ginger and lime zest (from Island Social Club)
Kerry Godliman Fruity cheeseSparkling Sourdough bread with homemade tapenade Tom yum soup A hearty salad with spanakopita Tzatziki and chips Vergina Beer 1 scoop of grapefruit sorbet and 1 scoop of watermelon sorbet with boozy fruit
Jordan Banjo LavenderStill Garlic bread with red onions and mozzarella (from Prezzo) Barbecue chicken wontons (from Planet Hollywood Gutbuster burger (from Man Vs Food in Heathrow) McDonald's hash browns with syrup Virgin strawberry daiquiri (from the Mexican wedding) Hot sugary rock cake dough with Carte d'Or ice cream
Serge Pizzorno Raw ginger (chunks)Sparkling Focaccia (from uncle's bakery in Italy) Spicy buffalo wings (from Dublin's in Chicago) Beef tacos (from La Taqueria in San Francisco) Nachos with salsa, cheese, jalapenos, hot as hell (from La Taqueria) Nut trilogy (from Paradise in Hampstead) Mr Whippy with flake and strawberry sauce
Jay Rayner Hairy CracklingSparkling Poppadoms Oysters (from Castleford Loch) Spare ribs (from Louis' in South Harrow) Jay's buttered cabbage (from his own kitchen) Vodka and lime Chocolate eclair
Cerys Matthews Sugar work Sparkling party water Poppadoms (from local curry house) Fried green tomatoes with coleslaw Chickpea and potato curry Tequila prawns Death by chocolate (Guinness, Tia Maria, vodka) Vegan Welsh cakes/melon with sherry
Marcus Samuelsson Chia seeds Still Injera with a variety of dips and pickled herring (accompanied by Kentucky bourbon with caramelized peanuts) Ceviche (made with vodka) Barbecue (manned by Rodney Scott) and Ethiopian raw beef (cut up by Marco Pierre White) Gnocchi roasted with garlic, almonds, and kale Ethiopian honey wine and Tella Grandmother's Princess cake
Catherine Bohart Radishes Still (in a jug) Bread selection with whipped butter Cheese board (manchego with quince jelly, brie with strawberries, Comté, smoked cheese, goat's cheese with ash) Grilled miso aubergine bao (from Flesh & Buns) Charred broccoli with orange miso and shallots (from Flesh & Buns) Piquepoul wine Wedding cake (chocolate, carrot, red velvet, Victoria sponge with blueberries)
Jess Phillips Whole coffee beans Sparkling Poppadoms Tower of crab with avocado Full English breakfast (two sausages, two eggs, two/three bacon, black pudding, tinned tomatoes, hash browns) Saag paneer Margarita Cheese board (blue, hard, soft, sheep's, goat's)
Sophie Duker Popping candy Sparkling (frizzante) Secret Turkish duvet bread (from an off-license) Grilled peaches (from brother's rugby house party) Jollof rice and egusi (from cousin's restaurant Red Chilli in Accra) Mum's Fried plantains Champagne (from cyclops restaurant) Japanese whisky
Daisy May Cooper Celeriac Sparkling Fresh cut bread with butter at body temperature Razor clams with breadcrumbs and lemon and herb oil Dim sum: king prawn, pork, seaweed, salt beef croquettes, sweet and sour squid (from London Chinatown) French fries (from McDonald's) Bottle of Sauvignon blanc Pizza Hut salad (70% croutons, bacon bits, beetroot, Asian dressing)
Evelyn Mok Powdered parmesan Sparkling (with big bubbles in a wine glass) Puri Peking soup (from Hing Wa in Gothenburg) Salt-baked chicken with chicken rice (from Hoi Wan Vegetarian Restaurant in Hong Kong) Pea shoots (from lady's garden on Tai Mo Shan) Coconut milk (from Coconut King in Hong Kong) Mango custard rolls (from One Dim Sum in Hong Kong)
Tom Allen Liver Sparkling Crispy sourdough bread Fruits de mer (from Le Channel in Calais) Japanese small plates (from Philadelphia) Barbecued mushrooms (from Crete) New Zealand Malbec Tarte au citron (from Paul in London)
Kemah Bob Hops Still Biscuits with cinnamon honey butter (from Texas Roadhouse Corn tortilla chips with salsa Chicken enchiladas with tomatillo sauce Boiled crawfish with potatoes and corn Horchata with Appleton rum Angel Cake with fresh strawberries and raspberries
Mike Skinner Plenty of fried tomata (The Streets themed) Mit Sprudel Sourdough Mango kushy punch 3 Impossible Burgers Korean chicken wings Sake Deep-fried Mars bar
Kumail Nanjiani Star anise Room temperature still water on a drip Poppadoms - mostly thin yellow with some of the others Panipuri Grandmother's Biriyani Extra potatoes served at the right time Cold Coffee (from Baloch's) Matcha and green tea soft-serve ice-cream with French toast (from Shack Fu-Yu)
Joe Lycett

(Christmas Special)

Red currants Still Bread (from Purnell's in Birmingham) Samosa Chaat (from Zindiya in Birmingham) with a soy tea Cheeseburger in a Krispy Kreme bun (from Original Patty Men) Frites with goulash and mayo (from Antwerp) Very cold Gavi Di Gavi white wine Special K with Oatly barista milk
Greg Davies

(Christmas Special)

Cacao nibs Sparkling Poppadoms Pass Fillet Steak (cooked medium) with a peppercorn sauce. Any disapproving looks from the staff and he walks out. Served with a demi-clock of Onion Rings, a jar of pesto with a spoon, Macaroni and Cheese, Red Thai Chicken Curry. Strawberry Milkshake (with syrup and bourbon) Sussex Pond Pudding

Series 3

Episode Secret IngredientWaterPoppadoms or breadStarterMainSideDrinkDessert
Anthony Head Pumpkin seeds SparklingOlive bread with olive oil, to be blessed by a priestTuna carpaccio (from The Ivy, Bath)Pan-fried sea bass, with crispy skin (from The Ivy, Bath)Chips with truffle oil (from The Ivy, Bath)ChablisCreme Brulee
Armando Iannucci Pickled herring Still (house water)Ciabatta/Italian bread from local deli, served with olive oilAntipasti (no mortadella, to be thrown out of the window)Mushroom and asparagus risotto, with a variety of wild mushrooms and plenty of cheese (45 minute break to be taken beforehand to let antipasti go down, to watch the Angela Rippon episode of Morecambe and Wise)Broccoli with chillies, medium length stemsA cocktail of nero d'avola/'devil juice' and lemonade/'angel's tears' (called a 'Purgatory')Sherry Trifle, with a dying pigeon encased in the jelly and sponge
Katherine Ryan Strawberry sauce (the kind that looks like fake blood) StillCorn chips and salsaSmoked salmon, crème fraîche and dill on potato latkes from the Four Seasons Hotel in TorontoBangkok Stir-Fry from Salad King in TorontoTraditional poutine with vegetarian gravy from Smoke's Poutinerie, Toronto, covered in white vinegarCocktail of Don Julio white tequila, lime, chili and soda (called 'The Good Morning')Tootsie Roll cheesecake
Noah Schnapp Truffle Oil Still water, with a single ice cubeWarm bread with olive oil and vinegarCrispy tuna with jalapeños (from Nobu)Steak, medium rare, with mashed potato and Brussels sproutsMac n Cheese with ketchupTwo bottles of wine, one red and one whiteChocolate lava cake with Madagascar vanilla ice-cream.
Ronny Chieng Ice Still (initially)
Sparkling
PoppadomsStir-fried kangkong with sambalChar kway teowTeochew-style steamed bassTeh tarikKuih
Arabella Weir Seeded grapes SparklingBread with much butterSalad of endives, Roquefort, walnuts and dressingPork belly with Celeriac mashCreamed spinach and long-stem broccoli with toasted almondsCosmopolitan, very good champagne and Pinot noirOm Ali
Catherine Cohen Bubble tea SparklingHot cheesy puff breadBurrata with fresh tomatoes and basil after a Dirty martini with 3 olives inFrench dip sandwich from Houston'sMac n CheeseNatural orange wineChocolate molten lava cake with Vanilla ice cream
Joe Thomas Kidneys SparklingCiabatta, dark rye bread, classic white rolls, much butter Homemade spaghetti bolognese (pre-2008 financial crash and made with cream)24-hour lamb (cooked by Willie Harcourt-Cooze)Celeriac mash'Gouty' red wineLemon sorbet (from a French café)
Paul F. Tompkins Abalone (or babone) StillHot fresh Sourdough bread and a dark peasant loafCream of celery soup from lily langtree’sRigatoni with Beef RaguBrussels sprouts from a friends dinner partyA pint of AmstelA slice of New York cheesecake
Sara Pascoe Salmon skin (globby) SparklingSourdough from Paul'sYasai itame from Wagamama (No noodles)Love Burger from LeonA full Roast Dinner with TofurkeyProseccoVegan eton mess
Richard Herring (Live-streamed on YouTube) Yoghurt StillInjeraKettle crisps from the 1990s and the present dayFour and twenty blackbirds baked in a pieJacket potato with coleslaw and hot chilli sauce from last year at UniversityLocal beer from holiday which tastes worse at homeBella's pudding
Sam Carter Sultanas in coleslaw but not if there is also apple in it SparklingDad's garlic focaccia breadThe impossible cigar from CrossroadsCaramelised mock chicken from Tien hiangMushroom bao from The pondModelo with a limeOreo cheesecake
Natasha Leggero Tapioca pearls Sparkling with limesPassWedge salad with blue cheese and baconSalmon with maple and ginger glazeCreamed spinachFrench sauv blancSpumoni ice cream from Dan Tana's
Moshe Kasher Tapioca pearls Sparkling with limesWarm French bread (just crust)Hummus with sliced egg, hot sauce and picklesBurrito from Gordo'sCholentPhilz coffee (dark roast blend, mu h cream)Gummy candies sucked from a bag
Jean Grae Durian SparklingSliced baguette with unsalted butterCharcuterie plateBrick chickenSalad with radishes and Asiago and lemon vinaigretteDirty marinis, wines and some grapefruit drinks on the goTorta della nonna with coffee and cigars
Simon Rogan Courgetti SparklingPoppadomsSom tam papaya saladMoussaka from the Venus Greek tavernaPotato dauphinoiseGin and TonicJean-Christophe Novelli's lemon tart
Susie Essman Egg custard Still (tap)Russian blackbreadCaprese salad (with fresh burrata)Johnny's thin crust pizzaFrench friesShardanaPashka with kulich
Roisin Conaty (Live-streamed on Youtube) Carob SparklingPoppadoms (no dips)Halloumi with coriander and tomatoesRoast chickenRoast potatoesA flight of soft drinksA cup of tea and a Kitkat
Emily V. Gordon Charcoal SparklingGluten-free breadVegan crispy rice saladMelvin's burgerChickpea hozon from MajordomoCherry limeade from SonicBerry bostock
Reggie Watts Ryvita StillDark rye breadCrostiniQuinoa pasta with sauteed vegetables and marinated tofuSalad with dressing on the side (served in a crisps bag)Iced black teaGerman chocolate cake
Ivo Graham Quince StillDough balls from Pizza ExpressMonster capreseMiso ramen from Hare & TortoiseCrispy seaweedVirgin MaryYeo valley yogurt with chopped banana and muscovado sugar
Jen Brister Unpopped popcorn kernels SparklingBig hunky granary loaf with Salted butterChampagne oysters with rosèMalay curryDeep fried tofu with Chilli and spring onionVery dry white wineCheese board (Stinky, hard, cheddar bomb) and a glass of red wine
Teri Hatcher Brioche Buns PassBurnt black sesame bread with Chicken liver pâtéKumamoto oystersCharred octopus (from L'artusi)Hot and cold crudités (from Bohemian)Milk punch (from Faith & Flower)Taste of the fairground

^ Moshe and Natasha appeared on the podcast together.

Series 4

Episode Secret IngredientWaterPoppadoms or breadStarterMainSideDrinkDessert
Romesh Ranganathan Dried limes SparklingBreadVegan chicken and waffles from Urban Vegan KitchenWhite rice , Soya curry, Aubergine curry, Yellow Dahl, Masala dosaGobi 65Raspberry Tango Ice blastVegan donuts with raspberry and custard in from Crosstown Doughnuts
Louis Theroux Tarragon Tap (initially)
Gazpacho with olive oil cubes and a goldfish that will be removed and placed into sparkling water
Sweet loaves (from Red Lobster)Very small margherita pizza (from Grimaldi's Pizzeria)Slow roast barbecue porkDahl
(Vindaloo hotness)
Cold, dirty martini on arrival, Bullet bourbon later onChocolate brownie with Ice cream
Aparna Nancherla Mead SparklingWarm crusty bread, with oilScallion pancakes with Soya sauceVegetable LasagneFried PlantainVodka with Pickle juiceChocolate lava cakes with Vanilla ice cream
Gok Wan Sweetbreads StillBothYuk SungSaltfish rendang curry, whole seabass, chilli and salt pork chops, tofu with mashed prawn, morning glory, bok choy broth, and fluffy riceWater dumplingsAn entire barBrûléed rice pudding with cardamon and macadamia nuts
Diane Morgan Rice paper StillPoppadomsPassCurry (unspecified but Chicken Bhuna or Chicken Jalfrezi) and riceSaag Aloo or Saag PaneerCobra beerTiramisu from the Menier Chocolate Factory
Andi Oliver Tinned Salmon StillPoppadomsOyster with shallot vinegar, tabasco and champagne sauceLamb from MarrakechBarbecued corn with toasted coconut and crispy shallotsCavalier or English Harbour rum with ginger aleSpotted dick with custard
Amy Hoggart Bitter melon Still (filtered, with a lemon)PoppadomsSaag PaneerPeas, sprouts, red cabbage, apple, courgette, gluten-free gravyRoast potatoes (just the outsides)Rich red wineGluten-free brownie (from Café Gratitude)
Michael McKean Goat milk SparklingMary Louise's hot rollsCashew tomato cream soup (from Shopsin's)Chilli with cornbreadFresh pear saladSprecher ginger aleBluberry pie (from Becky's Cafe)
Hari Kondabolu Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans White Rock seltzerOlive bread with Reese's Pieces, bacon covered dates and olives baked insideTom kha kai with chicken (from Thai Tom)Foul with Cambodian/French bread (from Café Selam)Two idli (with his mother's peanut chutney)A bottle of Henry Weinhard's Root BeerAçaí na tigela
Anthony Jeselnik Iced gems SparklingPretzel roll with salt butterRaw oysters (straight out of the ocean, chilled)USDA Prime Dry Aged 35 Medium Rare Plus SteakGarlic mashed potatoes with some truffelDirty martini with fresh olivesCreole bread pudding soufflé
Corey Taylor Maggots Sparkling (Cherry bubly)Pumpernickel bread (with olive oil and butter)Phanaeng with tofu, bell peppers, not too much cabbage and jasmine riceSweet potato and kale hash with Pico hot sauce, cilantro and vegan cheeseSauteed spinach with salt olive oil and garlicDark roast black coffee espressoChocolate lava cake with caramel ice cream
Claudia Winkleman Guava Macaroni CheeseToasted white bloomer with marmiteTuna meltRoast ChickenGratin dauphinoisDiet 7 UpCheesecake (50% crust)
Ovie Soko Lychee SparklingPoppadoms (with Sweet chilli dip)Crispy calamariRotisserie chickenMac 'n' cheeseFresh spring waterApple crumble (with custard)
Dolly Alderton Modelling chocolate SparklingWhite bloomer with butter and lime pickleGazpacho with ice cubesSpaghetti alle vongoleFlamin' hot twisted CheetosClassic champagne cocktailCheeseboard with quince paste and pickled walnuts (gorgonzola, comté, truffle brie)
Wyatt Cenac Edamame Beans StillWarm soda bread (in a tin) with butterHalf a dozen east coast oystersMedium-rare prime rib steak roti curryBrussel sprouts with bacon and cheeseMint julepCinnamon Rolls
David Cross Monster Munch Tap water from homePão de queijoPoutine from The PoutinerieBarbeque plateCollard greensPabst Blue Ribbon/John Smith's during the meal, four pints of Tribute ale beforeMore poutine / Pecan Pie
David O'Doherty (Live-streamed at the Unmute Podcast Festival) Ghost peppers Tap waterGuinness treacle bread with Dairygold butter'Canal dredged' dairy chowder'Coq O'Doherty?' (chicken and vegetables in a French inspired cooking pot)Homegrown 'Pandemic Vegetables'White Russian (cocktail)A sliver of HB Ice Cream Romantica cake with some Vanilla Viennetta (left to chambre for 15 minutes)
Thomasina Miers Nacho Fries from Taco Bell SparklingCharred bread with garlic and olive oilCheese soufflé with butterfly salad and olive oilMutton barbacoa with shaved slawCrispy garlic potatoesAmber ale with a sipping tequila on the sideTreacle Tart with cold pouring cream
Josh Groban Mocha Still (not too cold)Raw sliced potato with honey mustardCorn chowder from The Ivy (Los Angeles)Breakfast sushi chirashi (tuna, salmon, yellow-tail, uni, tamago and scallop)Lobster salad with bagel chips from Sable'sRomanee Conti Grand Cru BurgundyFrozen dark chocolate covered gummy bears served in a cookie cup
Jayde Adams Hundreds and Thousands (mentioned) Sparkling
Nothing
Hot bread with chicken butter
F**k all
Deluxe prawn cocktail
In your dreams
Pork roast dinner with cauliflower & broccoli cheese, roast potatoes, carrots, Paxo, pork jus gravy, gratin dauphinoise, yorkshire pudding
Zilch
Salty buttery cabbage
As if
Jungle bird cocktail
None of this
School dessert sponge with icing and hundreds and thousands on top and mint custard
You can cram it forever
Jo Brand Sea buckthorns SparklingBaguette with butterGreek Mezze (includes: taramasalata, hummus, olives, random bits of meat, breadsticks, cheese straws, mini pork pies, cocktail sausages and gherkins)Red Leicester, Shropshire Blue, Brie, Boursin, Dairylea, sprouts, broad beans, runner beans, cauliflower and a saladFive types of coleslaw: 1. Normal mayonnaise coleslaw. 2. Salad cream coleslaw with grated cheese. 3. Normal mayonnaise and salad cream coleslaw with grated cheese and bits of cauliflower. 4. Fermented sauerkraut coleslaw. 5. Coleslaw with whatever you feel like putting in (such as Linda McCartney vegetarian sausages, a Birds Eye Potato Waffle or a bit of rhubarb). Plus: Ed's green chilli coleslawDiet Cherry Coke with BrandyHomemade rhubarb crumble with custard, pouring cream, squirty cream and expensive vanilla ice cream
Russell Howard (Christmas Special) Candy Canes SparklingPoppadoms with Mango chutney, Lime and pickle and The orange hot oneCrispy duck pancakesChicken thai currySouthern US biscuitsStrawberry and lime sodaBanoffee Pie
Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) Bubblegum TapWhite crusty bread (no bits) with salted butter2 Gregg's pastiesGary Delaney's Roast chicken and roast potatoes with Sarah's yorkshire puddings and KFC gravyLasagne and chipsTea with sugarDessert platter (Sticky toffee pudding with custard, Chocolate torte, Passion fruit pavlova, Bob Bob Ricard's strawberry and cream souflee)

^ At this point Jayde was ejected from the restaurant and her meal was thrown in the bin.


Series 5

Episode Secret IngredientWaterPoppadoms or breadStarterMainSideDrinkDessert
Mae Martin Cheese 'n' Prawns Still (from babbling French brook diverted to the dream restaurant under a full moon)Warm baguette with butterShrimp cornucopia with shrimp three ways: dumplings, tempura and cocktaillamb roast with gravy, horseradish (instead of mint sauce), roast potatoes and cauliflower cheeseLobster mac n cheeseWhiskey sodaPumpkin pie
Anne-Marie Ribena tooth kind StillPhiladelphia bagel sandwichQuinoa butternut squash salad with French dressing and healthy stuff (maybe jackfruit wings with barbecue sauce)Okra curry with cauliflower (no spice)Red peppers, yellow peppers and chickpeasWKD Blue/Malibu and coke/Tequila RoseA nobbly bobbly and a fortune cookie


See also

References

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  2. "Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster podcast review: Food for thought | London Evening Standard". Standard.co.uk. 2019-01-25. Retrieved 2020-04-09.
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